Let me tell you, before I was introduced to my psychiatrist, I was 300 pounds over weight. I had nothing to live for....
User Rating: 9.5 | Street Cleaning Simulator PC
Let me tell you, before I was introduced to my psychiatrist, I was 300 pounds over weight. I had nothing to live for. My wife left me with our two kids after finding me in the middle of the night on the family computer playing Street Cleaner with the K Y jelly and tissue (i'll find another one on eHarmony (those bishes are desperate, like DAYUMMM DESPERATE)). She could not fulfill my street cleaning desires. I used to think my kids were my greatest accomplishment but now after completing part 2 of the tutorial (you know the one where you gotta hose down the street, took forever haha). now those little bastar-ds mean nothing to me. Thanks to Street Cleaner Simulator 2012 I put on a health additional 100 pounds and Ive never been more happier. BTW i'm writing this review from my session on my Nokia TwighPad 5GS. My psychiatrist is looking at me weird as I'm writing this review with K Y jelly in my palms but he will never understand my undying need for clean streets.
The only reason this game did not score a 10 is because they forgot to include characters from Twighlight as the cleaners which would have been better than Pedro Juan Martinez (although he's fantastic as well ~~Fabulous!)
I plan to donate 250 thousand US dollars to fund the "Street Cleaning for Nigerian Youth" foundation and encourage them to join my Street Cleaning guild and represent Nigeria in the upcoming World Cup Street Cleaning 2014.
I hope to become the Street Cleaning Mesiah/ Grand Poohbah some day (Go 49ers!! champs by Superbowl 2023 calling it right now 49-0 against Twigh Jets of Nigeria)
