review 20 star wars episode 4 a new stupid hope for . oh and in my last review i said November is the next review
its in space and that's far.well anyway there came a gamer called
calssicgamejunk.this is episode 4 for mental people.JUST
KIDDING.well its for 5+ and it might give kids nightmares........
STAR WARS 4 A NEW HOPE REVIEW!!!
well im in the galaxy and Ive always dreamed of facing the empire.
well OMG.my parents are dead.well i guess its time to go with
obi one.soon we were at the bar and meet han solo and this
annoying pet named chewy who makes this strange sound.
we were in space and i was board so i played some nes and
found the game.star wars a new hope.well its just called star wars.
in the game you play Luke which doesn't have a lightsabor yet.
just a stupid gun.the first few levels are easy as eating a pie
and pooping it out.soon they get hard and the enemies suck.
oh shoot i have to pause this long game because there's no
save feature.what the heck.this should be against the law.
well time to get off this ship and be in the death star to rescue
Lela or princess or who cares.then after we saved her we
went in this pit and got stuck.then we almost got crushed but
it stopped for some reason.soon obi one was turning the death
star off or something who knows.soon he died from Darth Vader
and i got shocked.also i was happy to be out of that clone suit.
it made look fat.so now were heading somewhere else and who
turned off the game.well 20 minutes later im back at the same level and time to finish this review.well you get the lightsabor and
the levels get harder.the famicon version is worse.you only have
one life.thank god i don't live in japan.soon you go in space and
save the princess then oh no i died.game over.well i could
start all over but lets use game genie.now i cant die expect if
i touch spikes.p.s. some of the game genie codes suck.
like start with one life.what is there problem.soon after space
im in the death star and its a maze.that's it!!!and now hon solo
is calling my name we must be here.later that same day.well
its time to destroy the death star.i got my space jet and my
potato chips and the game.well once i beat this game the
death star will explode.come on beat the death star.then after
that we go in 3d mode in space.3,2,1!!!goooooo!!!!!
come on beat this thing.then we go in regular mode then
a stupid cut scene from the ending for star wars 4 a new hope.
this isn't a new hope!!! ITS A STUPID HOPE.well that's how
star wars ends.well i did get a medal for all of this and also
there's a stupid sequel!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!