Wow. This game sucks.

User Rating: 1 | Sonic R SAT
By psychoyoshi2009 | Review Date:
When I play this game today, I realize how broken it is. There's no redeeming quality about it. I can literally feel my inner child being sucker-punched in the gut. And his tears feed the hungry demon that punched him.

Graphics: The Sega Saturn was made around the time of the Nintendo 64. Why was this abomination so poorly designed!? Sonic's hands are freaking rectangles! His spikes don't even move at all. I mean, in LoZ: Ocarina of Time, Link's hat bounced up and down on certain occasions. 0/10.

Story: There isn't any story too it, either! You just race in 5 poorly designed stages, and once you win the last one, the credits play. What was the plot of the game? There isn't a plot. 0/10

Controls: Do I even need to say it? This game's controls are so broken. Sega couldn't fix even Sonic? Honestly, the controls are more broken than YGO online alltogether! 0/10

Difficulty: Surely there is a difficulty select? Nope. It's too freaking easy. I cannot get 2nd, I can't get 3rd. This game is just to easy. I always get 1st. 0/10

Overall, I want to cut this game in half with a katana. The sound sucks, too. Yeah, a mediocre singer totally makes me want to race. The worst part is that it gets stuck into your head really easily. If I could, I would give this game a 0 and call that rating Super Suckage. 0/10. Jeez, Sega...

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