A masterpiece.....of crap
I cried. My dog cried. My parrot cried. My cat cried. We all cried. My eyes popped.
do not play
do not play
do not play
do not play
do not play
Did I mention this fine game sucks ultra combo hard? Superhypermega hard? That would be an understatement x 99999999999999999999999.
This game is not a game. It is the equivalent of shoving a rusty spoon in your eye socket and scooping your eyeball out, then eating your eyeball, and while chewing on your eyeball slowly scooping your brains out with the rusty spoon through the hole in your skull that once contained your eyeball.