AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
It's like this. There's a ship out at sea that's under siege by terrorists or something. Your job is to get in there and stop the terrorists or something. You can pick 3 ways to go in, and each way has you play as a different character, and the level presents different enemies and obstacles or something.
The game plays kind of like an old beat 'em up capcom game...but more hilarious. People lose their clothes. You can pick up all kinds of weapons that people drop. There are God of War type button sequences. You try to save a girl. You beat up a chef. Wackiness ensues.
That's pretty much all there is to this game. You get in, you look at some pretty bad graphics, you beat people up, you save the day, you leave disappointed and wonder why you wasted a night with that. Much like my last date. BA -ZING!
Don't play this game.