Looking at uninteresting porn has never been more boring
You start "Seduce Me" with a small intro about you being a photographer and being invited to some rich woman's beach house (which is nothing short of a huge mansion). There, you meet several women you can seduce. You lose the game if you become so unpopular nobody wants you around anymore, and you win the game if you can seduce one of the girls completely.
It's a simple point and click game. In every location, you have several other locations you can go to. Simply rotate the view and click where you want to go. From time to time, words like "shuffle shuffle" or "chatter chatter" appear above a location, indicating that there is one person moving about, or two having a conversation. An "ooh aah ooh" means there's some more hardcore action going on there, usually something lesbian as there's a lot more women than men around. Don't get excited about this, read on first.
When you go to a location with someone in it, you see a sort of weird cut-out pic showing you who it is, and explaining something about that person or persons. Annoyingly enough, if you meet an NPC for the second or even third time, the exact same intro text is there.
It's a little bit better when you meet one of the 4 women you can seduce, as they tend to progress in how they react to you, depending on your actions in the house. The cool redhead (who is secretly a fan of BDSM) doesn't like you boning everyone around the house, for example. The naughty maid (how original), on the other hand, doesn't mind that at all, as long as you have some energy left for her.
Although this sounds fun, prepare to be bored. Every time you go into a room containing someone, you have to play a minigame, depending on what you're trying to achieve. Unfortunately, every minigame is a boring card game. You want to flirt with the hot chick in the revealing swimsuit? Play a boring cardgame. You want to have an intimate conversation with the hostess, trying to get to know her slutty self better? Play a different boring cardgame, and so on.
If you win the cardgames (or lose, in some cases), you go up in attraction or intimacy for that girl. If your score reaches certain levels, there's more things you can do with her. This can either be going for a swim or have dinner together, or have her give you a deep blowjob or participate in a gangbang. Whatever you choose, you get a single picture of what is going on. This is also disappointing: ok, sometimes it's quite hardcore, but there's only one pic (with sometimes a zoomed-in part next to it) and nothing moves at all. There's also no voices, just some text which could easily be written by a washed-out porn actor with no talent at all.
The artwork is ok, but there's just too few variation in the game. It's also stupid that you don't see the people in the house, for example in the sofa, or watching tv. You just see that weird cut-out where there's people "chattering" or whatever.
And if you finally get maximum scores on one of the four girls, you get a disappointing ending with, once again, one picture and some lame text.
So, in short: Seduce me is an extremely boring card game where you sometimes see some flesh, but even that is disappointing. The characters you meet are two-dimensional at best, and 3 of the 4 women you can seduce are nothing more than nymphomanic sluts.
The game doesn't interest, is a chore to play, doesn't look that good (even the rare hardcore parts) and has no replayability value whatsoever.
If you're into this kind of stuff, I'm sure there's a lot better hentai games out there you can try. Or get a strippoker game or something. At least playing poker is fun, compared to these lame card games.
I like (naked) attractive women as much as the next guy, but there is not one reason why I would recommend this game, unless your idea of fun is watching paint dry.