It's mini McBeamblackngold29

I would love to Photoshop a penis coming out of the bag but I've been going between level 20 and 21 for months already.

Oh man this happened to me once, except my name was Tom Cruise, and I was actually just acting on the set of Risky Business.

HiResDes

Lol! Remember that time that guy was interviewing you and his microphone shot water in your face and you said, "You're a jerk!"

:lol: Quality.

Anyway offer to 'work' for him sexing up fine women to pay off the debt. Tell him he needs to branch out into the male escort business and you've got the goods.

Hoobinator

Sounds like a good idea. I've always wanted to be Rob Schneider, but would I have to do it with guys too?

she was cute, but not gorgeous... kinda like if Minnie Mouse were a humansinistra45

A human Minnie Mouse? Pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah, I'm sure it was a joke. :roll:

[QUOTE="ElZilcho90"]

I firmly believe that, in a situation such as this, the only logical response is:

do a barrel roll.

IrishPunk

Do this though.

I tried that it didn't work!

Offer to be one of his "escorts."-Sluggo-

She was calling crying saying she forgot her phone over here. I'm thinking that 1. Her pimp just gave her the beat down of the century and 2. I.A.T.!