No one can deny this.
His only purpose in life that he deems himself is to KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES.
He has no real name because he's way too badass for that kind of ****. Therefore, to compensate, he takes the name of the greatest swordsman who ever lived, Kenpachi. However, even such a swordsman can barely justify an ounce of Kenpachi's badassery.
Zaraki, his other name, is a name he took from the district he grew up in. The worst district in all of Soul Society.
He can beat the Protagonist, and everybody knows the Protagonist has Deus Ex Machina. And how does he beat him?
He uses a rusty piece of **** sword WHICH HE CUTS A BUILDING IN HALF WITH.
And then kicks Ichigo's ass without shikai or bankai or anything. Granted, Ichigo wasn't in bankai either, but he needed the help of Hollow Ichigo and Zangetsu. And Hollow Ichigo had to stop Ichigo from bleeding because Ichigo is a *****.
Kenpachi, however, just stood there and took like 20 hits in one go while laughing like a maniac because he loves fighting that much. Then he promptly owns Ichigo.
Man, Kenpachi RULES. The one close to Kenpachi's sheer and pure manliness is Sol Badguy. And Sol Badguy is the protagonist, so he gets all kinds of Deus Ex Machina. Kenpachi doesn't and he's the strongest dude in Bleach. Man, if Kenpachi achieved bankai, the world would implode. That's probably the initial effect, the world implodes. The secondary effect is making the universe implode.
Holy **** Kenpachi is awesome.
Every step he takes, he's so badass, he makes other worlds explode. If you were within 500 miles of his presence, your face would burn off due to the badassery friction within the surrounding radius. I need to make a Random Kenpachi Fact Generator.
And Kenpachi is like a fusion between a Lumberjack and a Pirate. He's got the rugged manliness of a Lumberjack and the pure fearlessness of a Pirate. But 100% CONCENTRATED AWESOME.
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