We were brought unto this Earth for one purpose... To wreak havoc.

Hey guys, if you're done with playing Grand Theft Auto by yourself and want more people to enjoy the game with, then look no further.

The Satanic Guard is looking to recruit trustworthy and active members ready for the Heists Update, which we've all be eagerly waiting for.

There is a small recruitment process but no heavy commitments, so you don't have to worry about not making it in. The process involves assessing whether or not you're active; if you have a mic; what time zone you're in (GMT, EST, CET etc.); and whether or not you've got as dry a sense of humour as we do.

The crew is English based, but we're open to accepting all other ethnicities on the grounds that you can speak good English and that you're on at similar times.

The crew name comes from the theme of Satan worship, however we're really not Satanists at all, haha. It was really just an interesting theme that we came up with and decided to stick with it. For example, the name Yaotzin comes from the Aztec meaning 'God of Hell'. My right hand man, Asmodeus, is the ruler of the Nine circles of hell. But like I said, we're not actually Satanists.

We all dress in a demonic theme, and if you join, (providing you're active and interested), you will be designated your own demon.

If you are interested, or have any further questions, please don't hesitate to contact me either in game, (XBOX ONE GT: EViL Yaotzin), by email, MOD EDIT: REMOVED, or by replying to this thread. If I'm busy, please contact my RHM in game, (EViL Asmodeus).

You will not be required to change your name as this is only a novelty aspect of the crew.

Thank you for your time.

- EViL Yaotzin

(Will the mods please move this to the appropriate thread if I have put it in the wrong one)

MOD NOTE: I have deleted your email address from this message as I feel it is unwise to share it on public message boards.