@Keaze_: That's the first thing that popped in my head. Yikes.

Oh noes, not limited game time! Cruel and unusual punishment these days. Pro parenting.

Got to pay for Bobby's 12th summer home! Priorities, man.

"I just had crippling body aches, I was very fatigued all the time, and I couldn’t concentrate on anything for more than about 12 minutes." Those adrenochrome withdrawals must be a bitch.

Friends are friends, no need for labels. It's always good to check on friends though every now and then, sometimes people need someone to listen to them and won't outright ask for a friendly ear.

I was hoping for the SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT guy

Reminder Matt Groening had his feet massaged by an underage girl on Epstein's Lolita Express.

The most shocking part of this is the comment section is actually open.