*Raw returns from commercial. Stephanie McMahon walks on the stage to no theme music. She is greeted by a huge amount of boo's and mini applause. Right behind her walks Batista. Batista has on a muscle shirt, jeans and glasses.* Stephanie McMahon: Please rise. Stand on your feet for your savior. Your TWF Champion! And the only man never to be defeated in singles Action in WOTU history. My Brother. My husband! Randyspeeps! *"My Time" hits. Randyspeeps steps onto the stage in a white suit, gold glasses and the TWF Championship on his shoulder. He glances the crowd, while Stephanie McMahon and Batista applauds him. He slowly makes his way to the ring. He grabs a microphone and stands in the ring with a single spot light illuminating him.* Randyspeeps: Evolution is a mystery. For change that no one sees. Clock makes a fool of history. Cole: What the hell? JBL: Those are lyrics Cole. Keep up. Randyspeeps: Truer words have never been spoken. You are witnessing the evolution of Randyspeeps, not only the man, but the superstar. *Speeps rises the TWF Championship in the air. The big gold title glistens as the the light shines on it. Randyspeeps head is still bandaged from the brutal attack delivered by NewEraIcon, and the match between he and French Dynasty at Summerslam.* Randyspeeps: Last night at Summerslam, many of you counted me out, but I once again proved why I am the greatest force in this company. I'm not human, i'm not average, im not above average. I'm simply Randyspeeps, and that alone makes me a feared man. *Stephanie applauds* Randyspeeps: Now while I had my successes last night, It also came with a failure. The Two man power trip failed to get the job done. We failed to defeat CPMAN and Static. But that's neither here nor there. We lost to a team that was clicking and are on the rolls of their lives. Believe me when I say, we're just beginning with those two. *Stephanie wipes tears from her eyes and Batista glares at her.* Randyspeeps: Believe me when I say this, French Dynasty was a credible foe, and gave me one hell of a fight and feud. I had fun kicking his ass, but it's time to move on to what's next. What's next for Randyspeeps? *Randyspeeps gives Batista the TWF Championship and takes of his blazer and jacket* Randyspeeps: Earlier tonight, Goldenagenick did something that should've been done a long time ago. He kicked that pathetic bandwagoner to the curb in Hurricane. See Hurricane heard that there was a party. He heard that the tWo was back in business and he decided to mooch of off us, and he didn't deliver on a damn thing. I was against it, but trusted Nick. And Nick handled business tonight like a pro. Goodbye Hurricane. *Stephanie applaud, Batista smiles.* Randyspeeps: But worst of all, TWF_Legend. The man. The myth. The Legend. The guy who was supposed to ensure the tWo their rightful spot as kings of the business failed. He failed to take out Spideynerd. He failed in a way that's not up to the tWo standards. Now, he has to pay for those sins. He will reveal himself this Friday Night on Smackdown, and I will be there to facilitate it all the... *Lights flicker. In and out. The arena suddenly goes dark.* Orac2: Hello. My name is Orac. How are you? Hehehe? Remember me Randyspeeps? Remember me? Well I remember you. I am an IED. Intellectual Electronic Device. I am back, but with a new controller. Someone new. Improved. And seeking revenge. Randyspeeps, we know you better than you know yourself. Believe me when I say, we're coming Randyspeeps. We're coming for you. We're coming hehehehe We're coming! Orac2: Computation input... Arrival Sequence initated... *Lights flicker back on. Randyspeeps is standing in the middle of the ring looking stunned and intrigued as Raw goes to commercial.*
So beautiful. I've waited for such a long time for this. Thank you! Orton is your champ. This is his company. Learn to love it. All Orton haters please go to sleep :)
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