Then he remebers his flamethrower doesn't work, so he pulls out his rpg, blows up samus's ship, donkey kong, and king kong. He then grabs the banana dk stole from him, and has a snack of victory! At that moment, the missle Wario and Waluigi are stuffed in blows up on top of a volcano, causing a massive eruption. Thinking quickly, Mario and Luigi...
After having landed on the dinner table, Mario noticed a very surprised Kim jong il, Usama bin laden, Starfox, Wario, and Waluigi. Angered by the sudden disruption, Kim jong il and his associates pull out their lightsabers and....
Mario shrinks Luigi's cage to 6in x 6in, freezes him in carbonite, and decides to ship him to termina. While eating another pizza, Mario accidently knocks Luigi off the table, shattering Luigi into a trillion tiny pieces. But the nearby fireplace causes the pieces to melt and....
Mario! But before Luigi could go any further, Mario showers him with 30,000 tranquilizer darts and stuffs him in a 1ft by 1ft cage, and the Mario says "I'ma gonna ship-a you off-a to...."
Mario's mafia. Then they got shot down, and bombed by the nukes Mario stole from Kim Jong Il. After that, Mario realized world domination was almost in his grasp, so he went to nuke....
Mario regrows his head, pulls out a rocket launcher, and goes on a rampage, killing everything in sight. Apparently, it was a liquid-metal cyborg double of Mario. Meanwhile, the real Mario was at a pizza-eating contest in...
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