;_; Sadly, yeah...Most stupid **** retailers here won't sell the game 'til the day after. But I think they might sell this one at a midnight launch, since it's a huge title.

Chu getting it for the PS3 or the 360?

Twenty-year old here, almost twenty one. With the mind of a sixty year old on a bad day. On a good day? Wouldn't you like to know?

Gamertag: Dr Chupacabras

I'll play Halo 3, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, COD4, Gears, Condemned 2, and DDR Universe 2 as well if ya want.

My first two gamertags were DeathByCarousel and then I Eat Lost Pets.

Now I'm Dr Chupacabras.

Well, that managed to make the corner of my mouth stretch into a half-assed smile, but still doesn't give me the answer(s) I am looking for.

Well, I was sitting here, enjoying Condemned, when I heard the disc drive slow down to a very low hum. Next thing I know, only the props of the next room load up, not the walls, ceiling or floors, it's all pitch black.

So I decided to exit out of the game and load it back up. I come up with a disk unclean error, so i turn the Xbox off.

I turn it back on and wouldn't you know it? Everything loads up well, from the Xbox logo to the dashboard, but it's all black and white! Oh lordy, aren't you being crafty, Xbox?

These little quirks have been happening a little too often. I already got that blue fuzz while playing COD4 once and I'm afraid my Xbox will decide to kick the bucket anytime soon. The real **** is that I bought the Xbox almost brand-new from some dude about a year ago so I don't have the original receipt and all that jazz. The good thing is that if it does happen to kick the bucket, I'll just get an Arcade one, since those have the new chips and HDMI support, and just attach my harddrive to it.

But of course, that comes at a cost, so does anyone know what the hell is my Xbox trying to tell me by going noir? How can I fix it? What kind of bat should I use? Metal? Wood? Anyone?