What were you losers doing?

[QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"]I'm thinking of inviting her for dinner at McDonaldskonvikt_17

make sure to order a big mac, eat half of it, then offer her the other half.

you wont be able to keep her off of you after that.

You gave her mind babies, now give her a real one.juden41

Don't stutter, not cool for the ladies. What you gotta do is look her straight in the eyes and talk sexy. She's a giggler, that means she'll giggle if you say clever stuff. Go over to your friends place more and get more familiar with her. Occasionally stroke her hair and touch her shoulder, keep going until she's okay with you putting your arm around her. When the right time comes, tell your friend he smells awful and needs to take a shower, then **** her brains out. Once your v-card is lost, say that you just want to be friends and bail out. If she's angry and tells her brother, you're done. If she understands, problem solved (except that you'll feel extremely guilty). If your friend walks in on you, god save your soul.

XVision84

[QUOTE="Omni-Slash"][QUOTE="Bob_Bobbson"]

And it's just like the ocean, under the moon.Well that's the same as the emotion that I get from you...

Bob_Bobbson

[QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"][QUOTE="Bob_Bobbson"]

Dude, seriously, I've been there. Here's some advice.

Drop by to see your friend. Say you have to go to the bathroom at some point, sneak into her room, and pop the window ajar.

That night, sneak back into her room through the window, climb into her bed with her. Important part, be naked.

This works, I mean it. This is how thinks played out with my wife, we've been together for 10 years.

EmpCom

[QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"]Well I'm not gonna just come up to her house un-announced. That'd be weirdBob_Bobbson

Dude, seriously, I've been there. Here's some advice.

Drop by to see your friend. Say you have to go to the bathroom at some point, sneak into her room, and pop the window ajar.

That night, sneak back into her room through the window, climb into her bed with her. Important part, be naked.

This works, I mean it. This is how thinks played out with my wife, we've been together for 10 years.