You probably pressure wash the bits into the nearest gutter, heath stroke ditch. You become a very rich compost high in nutrients.

But believe me a Wood Chipper is still merciful compared to a typical farm yard rotavator.... Jesus.

The town I grew up on had a local farmer who got caught up in on. The witness was his daughter and his son. I knew his son and from what he told me, it mangles you up good and proper, but has the decency to leave just enough of a trace that you can make out the distorted horror on your dads face as parts of his severed body are flung about in random directions while bits of paste got spat in their faces.

I know my college has a PHD going for anyone who can create a resistant strain of ash tree that doesn't suffer from it's dieback disease that's killing like 40% (or was it more) of Britain's trees but I can agree that it's not use worrying about it, there doesn't seem like much we can do. I don't think it's pollution. I think the trees have just turned around and said "you know what, you an go **** yourselves!". That's my conclusion. Wasn't Inception about something like that?

Edit: sorry it was Interstellar, that other Nolan movie.

I always mulch my dead tree stuff because those things scare the crap out of me. It's a good thing to be scared of, getting too comfortable working with them is what causes you to mess up.

The guys first day on the job I bet he didn't want to call the seniors for help and tried to show he is a problem solver. They are not all like the one someone posted from the movie Fargo as a joke, some are huge things that you could easily trip into. Once it has snag of anything it gets pulled in fast.

Are you guys having a UKIP moment. Yeah we thought they were making waves and come election they got kicked into oblivion.

I didn't do Karate but in TTA KaeKwonDo it was 'Perseverance'

Just google the games soundtrack and list them off using YouTube. I can't be bothered to do it myself. You might find some user will do it for you if your patient. People normally after brownie points no matter how pointless.

Movie is a croc of shit but it holds a special place is my heart as being the thing that was on in the background to flood out the sex sounds when I was just one room away from my parents.

Well santa is dead and probably never really existed in the first place but naughty / nice on Christmas is quite reflective on how many people feel compelled to give you gifts this year so I suppose it has some relevance.

Considering the only person I expect to give me anything this year is my soulmate / partner I have been downright naughty and I am so happy I wouldn't have it any other way!

She's the only person I have gone out my way for. This year I came out the shadows and started working directly with people again, only to hate the hell out of it and get the **** out of there. Never again!

I didn't kill anyone this year but there are plenty who I wish I did and got away with it.

Sounds life a Wife Beater to me. Straight to violence. Feeble mind trying to express itself forcibly.