April Fool's? Anyway, not a great article. The points are pretty weak. I don't think it's meant to be taken completely seriously, but it's not that funny, either. I'm saying this, and I don't even own a 3DS. Hey, I don't even WANT a 3DS.

I'm dressing up as Duster from Mother 3 this year.

This could make for some really interesting games. If Wii Sports Resort turns out to be good (and by good, I mean capable of holding my attention for longer than a week like Wii Sports did), and they don't charge a bunch extra for the Motion Plus, then I might pick up the bundle.

Ah, now I want to play Sunshine again. The main difference I notice is that the textures are much more detailed in Galaxy.

Surprise? No, not when there are already 40 million DS users worldwide.

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! Actually, I'm more excited about Mario Party 8, though I doubt I'll get either. :roll:

I would like to hear all my brothers give a hearty "amen" to the snaking article.

11 lbs? And people said the original XBox was a monster.

Dude, I would so freak out if the Wii is launched at $199 or less. I personally don't see the console retailing for anything less than $219.

I hope Nintendo's got more to show at the convention than just those two games. I want some more details on Metroid Prime 3, for one.