Next is a prayer tax, each prayer cost a dollar lets see Muslims pry 5 times a day so $5.00 a day it goes to victims of terror and of course pork barrel spending. Oh wait first amendment, never mind.

Better start hoarding video games, I have a safe full of Call of Duty and GTA. Will Mass Effect be considered high capacity because it uses two disks?

Will he meet with the editors of High Times to discuss ending the drug war, the root of the majority of murder in the USA?

Mortal Kombat caused many negative influences upon me as a child. I started to spell everything with a K, Kranberry, Kongo, kat, kukumber. Also doing the splits like Johnny Cage injured my groin, or as I like to say "Kage killed my krotch".

Better run over to Gamestop and stockpile all the video games I can. I hope my old ones will be at least grandfathered, there may be a registry.

Bonestorm causes shoplifting.

Whats with the difference in hood preferences in COD 4?