Make way for the best FPS of all time (late review)

User Rating: 10 | Perfect Dark N64
By TarkatanWarrior | Review Date:
I was sitting in bed the other day playing perfect dark, like I so often do, and it dawned on me, I haven't reviewed the game yet.

To make a long story short, if games had names that reflected how awesome they were Perfect Dark would be called Perfect von babystomper. This should show just how much I enjoy the game (unless you're a fan of babies). Consequently PDZero would be called Garbage von Getoutofmyeffingconsole

Perfect Dark is just that, perfect. Weapons selection is second to none, even by todays standards a lot of titles that came out literally ten years later haven't got the same amount, or quality of weapons.

Multiplayer? FLAWLESS. Perfect difficulty for bots.

Story? Fantastic

Characters? Mr Blonde?! Elvis?! YES. WIN.

I've been playing this game religiously for ten years, and will continue to do so until it gets re-released on live, in which case I will dominate the perfect dark world for ten more years.

10/10

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