I can't hand out zeroes, but maybe I should for Ninjabread Man.
Yes I ripped off that quote from Alex Navarro. Anyway, UGH. I hate this game. This is basically a clone of Anubis II, which is a clone of Rock 'N Roll Adventures, which is a clone of Myth Makers, Trixie in Toyland. Yeah. All of these DDI platformers are practically the same.
The story is......actually, there is no story that I know of. You are just thrown into this candyland for some reason.
The graphics are ghastly. Yes the Wii might be the worst when it comes to graphics, but seriously, the Wii can do MUCH better than this.
The controls are seriously broken. To jump you need to flick the nunchuk and that's pretty broken(You can also use the Z button to jump but they don't teach you this). To slash your sword you have to swing the Wiimote, but there is no collision detection so you never know if you hit an enemy or not.
Did I not mention that the camera was awful? Well it is. The camera will constanly fight with you to get the worst possible angle.
Not only is this game broken, but it is super short! There are only 4 levels, including a tutorial. That is super short, especially for a game in this day and age.
Overall, Ninjabread Man is just flat out terrible. Graphics are terrible, controls are completly broken, and the game is super short. If I did have to find something good about the game, it's that the disc can be used as a frisbee or a coaster. Not even the $10 price tag is an upside! This game is definently not worth $10. And Data Design Interactive actually wants to give this game a sequal.
This game gets a 1 out of 10 with the title of Abysmal!