Ummm... This game sucks!
User Rating: 3 | Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust PC
Well... Sex sells.... We aleardy know that! I sound like a retard Pornographic material in videogames made them sell quite good. But the fact is, in Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust all the pornographic material has dissapeared. Together with the humor, and the magic that the othe Leisure Suit Larry games had. It's sad. This franchise is a classic. Well... was. Let's start off with the best thing about the game! The story. Which sucks baaaaaaaaaad! In LSL:BOB you play as the previous Larry's nephew. He really shares his family's tradtion and becomes a porn fanatic (What a shocker). He gets invited by his uncle to come at his Porn Studio. There he gets a job as a janitor, and from here everything goes down the sewer. Suddenly, the game changed into a platformer. WHAAT?! Exactly. The Old-School Adventure games dissapeared for ever and ever and ever. Well not actually for ever, but it's not here at the moment. The main problem with this platformer is that it doesn't do the job of a platformer. The controls are herendeous! They're horrible! And don't make me get started with the camera. It's bad. Veeeeeeeeeeeery baaaaaaaaad! I can't take it. Driving the "cars" is a **** Why? Guess why: A. Bad controls' B. Cars suck C. Bad camera D. All of the above If you answered D, NO **** **** But the worst aspect about the game is the presentation! The graphics, are ugly. They try to beat up Prince of Persia, but they can't. The graphics don't even compare with those. But the Sound Design is pretty good. The voice acting is marvelous, but what do you care about the sound when you buy a porn game? Well, I think you want to hear ****es whining and making "Oh yeah!", " Yes baby!", or "AAAAAAAAH!" sounds. The point is that even a deaf guy can enjoy a porn movie. Anyway, the characters are vey, very ugly and the humor is unexistent. Overall, Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust is a major dissapoiment! I'm dissapointed and you're going to be dissapointed. Please don't play this game. It's not the worst, but it doesn't classify as a "Almost a very very very very very very little bit good game". If you'll ever have a request for a review, please don't be shy and just... well... request!
