THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLEST GAME EVER!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!
YAY!!!!! I'M FINALLY REVIEWING THE BESTEST GAME ON THE PS1 EVER!!!! YAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!! IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN SYPHON FILTER!!!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!!! OK!!! so, this game is like, the bestest game ever (besides kirby 64, of course!) only cuz it's totally fun!!!!!
like, this is one of those games like the first few mario games, only with 3d backgrounds. like, the back of the box says it's a 3d game, but most of the stuff is 2d. the only 3d things are the backgrounds and some bosses. and there are all these puzzles mixed in with the game, so it's more entertaining!!!!!
well, i got a lot to say about this game cuz it's so awesome!
the plot is like, there's this thing that crashes on a hill by klonoa's house, and you gots to find out what it was! and then, you go to other places to solve mysteries, such as finding out why all the trees in a forest are dying. and then, you gots to rescue a security guard and then, you help a little fishy find his mother and then, you have to break a spell that was cast upon the fishy's mom, and there's lots of other stuffs, and if i tell you all the stuff, i'll ruin the ending for you! besides, you're probably annoyed by my happiness by now!
the graphics TOTALLY pushed it far beyond the ps1's limits. especially the cutscenes. everything has very nice detail and is all shiny and stuff, unlike most ps1 games. the level design is madd awesome!!!!
the music is all happy and stuff! it fits in with the worlds perfectly and it's all like stuff, yo! the voice acting is barely voice acting. like, if someone was gonna say something, it would sound like jibberish. lets say that someone in this game says "look at that thing!" it would sound like "babadababadababadaba!"
the controls are madd perfect!!!! like, you can even change the controls in the options menu! yay for being able to change the controls!!!!! unfortunately, you can't use the analog controller when the analog is turned on (boo!). but, games like this aren't supposed to be used with an analog controller when the analog button is turned on, so HA HA!!!!! you can use it when the analog is turned off, though. (yay)
well, i don't know what to talk about now, so i'll just wrap it up! ok, so like, this game is madd fun and stuff, and you have to go buy it right now! i'm telling you, you will love this game! PLEASE RATE!!!!!
i haven't put a space for the lyrics to a random song in a long time, so i'm putting one here! don't laugh at the lyrics, even if they're funny. BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SONG THIS IS, SEND ME A MESSAGE!!!!
Stapled shut inside an outside world
And I'm sealed in tight
Bizarre but right at home
I'm claustrophobic closing in
And I'm catastrophic
Not again
I'm smeared across the page and doused in gasoline
I wear you like a stain
Yet I'm the one who's obscene
Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections
I've got no time to lose
I'm just caught up in all the cattle
Fray the strings
Through the sheathes
Hold your breath
Listen!!!
I am a world before I am a man!
I was a creature before I could stand!
I will remember before I forget!
Before I forget that!!!!!!!
I am a world before I am a man!
I was a creature before I could stand!
I will remember before I forget!
Before I forget that!!!!!!!
if you want to know what song this is, send me a message asking what song this is, and i'll tell you. PLEASE RATE!!! STILL!!!!