Wait, what? You don't own this game? Well, that's just silly... Do you know what you should do? Yes, go buy it now. Ok.
So many different cultures, religious beliefs, social injustices, barking dogs, political unrest, bears on beach balls... The Katamari does not discriminate. It does not play favorites. It does not play God. It does not make decisions based upon culture, creed, or the color of your skin. Only size matters to the Katamari. And when the Katamari gets big enough? There is no escape for cities, islands, whirlwinds, Godzilla, you, me, everyone, everything. All become stuck on the Katamari. All become one. It's a beautiful thing. A big, beautiful, pastel shaded, tiny-little-Prince-pushed rolley thing.
Don't you have two analog sticks? Don't you want to control the Katamari? Don't you want to gather all of life's trivialities together and send them into space to become stars, never to trouble you again? The Katamari is the answer.
Won't you play the Katamari?