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User Rating: 1 | Hour of Victory X360

Well, Hour of Misery, uh, victory, sorry. It was sort of a surprise for me, i didn't see any commercials for it or anything, However I thought it may be a pretty innovative and well done shooter that came out of nowhere, ya know the kind. I WAS WRONG, It has cheap characters, horrendous storyline, complete inaccuracy all around the spectrum, terrible, sounds, Horrid voice acting, tragically pathetic A.I,(brain-dead), the A.I has perfect aim, you literally get shredded by enemy fire and often don't even know it, because of the terrible sound, It is so bad that the A.I look like they have faces that are something made of wood or concrete, on the "Castle Festenburg" level, as you first start to ascend the ski-lift, the first two Germans actually look like their faces are..... GOLDEN, some major texture issues and virtually no quality control... seriously, it scared me pretty good. however if you do happen to catch an enemy draining your health,(just listen to a faint woodpecker sound, that's them shredding your flesh), you can attempt to shoot back, although suppressing fire and flanking does not exist in this game, it's pretty much run&gun, and act like an invincible superhero. The weapons have horrid sounds, and terrible recoil, but surprisingly pretty good skins and avatars. they have terrible aiming due to the games unbelievably sticky controls, it's so bad that it's a challenge to even point the weapon at an enemy. No Realism or research was done AT ALL, The music on the main menu was actually pretty nice, but you cant turn it off, and it gets VERY annoying in-game, it is almost to the point to drive you insane, like psychological torture, it keeps repeating itself over and over and over and over, like a broken record player, except there is no way to turn it off, it will eventually get so bad you start to hear it in your sleep and start to have nightmares about 12 foot clowns in your room about to kill you with the music in the background. it has no historical significance and is an all round broken game that should not have even made it out of the development building, let alone, into our game collections, it's more of a plague than a WW2 shooter.

The "Story" is completely fictional, and the characters are nowhere near believable. You will, like I did, only get to the command post in the center of town on the first level and say, "This PIECE OF CRAP!!.

DO NOT BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!