Your not reading this because you care . . . your reading this because your the only idiot without a copy.
User Rating: 9 | Grand Theft Auto IV PS3
Seriously. Tons of fun. Great missions. Yadda yadda yadda. Im not even going to pretend I know everything good about this game. Im just going to let you know the difference between this game and San Andreas. First off, you won't ever have to have your kids ask why are those girls faces in those guys' crotch ever again. Rockstar finally got the point and classied up the joint. Theres still lots of sex and violence but its not in a ghetto fabulous kind of way that only appeals to wannabe gangsters living off of government cheese, hoping rap will someday rescue them from poverty, and getting blown is safe sex because condoms cost dolla bills, yo! Not that Im racist but I didnt think being a black protagonist running around the city with a gun in a wife beater helped the african american cause. I lived through the Watts riots. I think the game belittled black people. And its players. Thats why I gave it a 3 and gamespot kicked me off for saying that blowjobs dont belong in games. So Kudos to Rockstar for swallowing the bitter pill of conformity and made the game they should have years ago. With that said, I love the amount of awesome music, I love the graphics, the story mode that actually makes you date the woman before she screams, "You're so wonderful!" (thank you, I try.) and the ability to create a city where I can get lost in just whacking relgious nut jobs in the head and running off. If you like what you heard then do what all us robots did and buy the game week 1. If you have some individuality in you, then buy it tomorrow.
