The following is the end to Monday Night Raw:
*Killerband celebrates his victory over Ryback, when Spideynerd storms down to the ring. Killerband slides out of the ring, and runs off through the crowd, making sure to grab his WOTU Championship before leaving. Spidey just watches as Killer runs away, and then his face takes a serious tone. The crowd seems some what confused, but are still cheering for Spidey. Spidey then rolls into the ring and helps Ryback to his feet. Ryback thanks him, and goes to leave, but Spidey hasn't let go of Ryback's arm. Ryback asks "What's the deal man?", and then Spidey Irish Whips him in the opposite direction. On the rebound, Spidey smashes Ryback's skull in the the Spyder's Web bicycle kick. The crowd is shocked, they don't know how to react to this. Spidey then starts stomping away at Ryback. Security, officials, and even some of the wrestlers start making their way down to the ring. JandSman pushes his way ahead of the group and runs down to the ring. He rips Spidey off of Ryback and tries calming him down. Once Spidey seems to have some what cooled down, JandSman requests a mic*
JandSman: Spidey, what has gotten into you? Is something wrong? Are you okay, man? Because the Spidey I know wouldn't let Killerband affect you. I mean, that has to be why you assaulted Ryback, right? You were trying to one up Killer, right? Come on man, get your head in the game.
*Spidey pulls out his golden mic. He breathes hard into it, and then bursts out into laughter*
Spidey: Why so serious, bro? You think I've lost it? Well I haven't. I wasn't trying to one up Killer, I was making a point. Expect the Unexpected, I knew this would draw you out, and you are just the man I wanted to see.
JandSman: You think this is some kind of joke? You are starting to freak me out man...
Spidey: Oh come on, JandS, I know how to get people's attention... I mean I just got yours, didn't I?
JandSman: You... You're acting like him again.
Spidey: Him who? The monster I once was? Please, that joker is long gone. I'm Mr. Nice guy, remember?
JandSman: Dude, seriously, you are scaring me.
Spidey: GOOD! Everyone should be afraid of me! No one understands the pain Killer has put me through. This match I'm going to have against Killer will be the first of two, count them two matches I'll have with him. One where I win the WOTU Championship, and the other where I retain my WOTU Championship.
JandSman: Dude, Killer caused me pain too, but I didn't snap like this... You have to keep it together, man.
Spidey: Oh JandS, you should know better than anyone at how unstable I am. I'm a nutcase. Am I crazy? YES! Am I insane? YES! Am I psychotic? YES! I'm not like most people... When I seek revenge, the person I seek it on gets all my attention.
JandSman: You need help man... Like seriously. You need to drop out of Summerslam, drop the GM position, and seek medical attention. I think you might have a concussion. How you got it? Who knows.
Spidey: NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME JANDS! But I do need help at Summerslam. Not to defeat Killer... But to stop me from killing him. That's why the match at Summerslam needs a special guest referee, someone I know and trust. Someone who will prevent me from snapping him in half and leaving him for the clean up crew. That person... Is you, JandSman.
JandSman: That's a good idea and all... But I seriously think you need to reconsider...
Spidey: I'M NOT RECONSIDERING ANYTHING! Get out of my ring... NOW!
*JandSman slowly gets out of the ring and joins the security, officials, and superstars on the ramp*
Spidey: All of you, get backstage!
*Everyone heads to the back, then the camera focuses on Spidey. Spidey rolls out of the ring, and grabs one of the camera's, pointing it directly at his face*
Spidey: Killerband, I warned you to expect the unexpected... And I know you weren't expecting this. But the surprises will only continue.
*Spidey laughs a crazy and sadistic laugh, as Raw comes to a close*
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