The trial of HHH: First case ~ Kurt Angle

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#1 Mikadok
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I'll post another of these each day until there aren't any more to post. These might spark some interesting devates here and there, and then again, they may not. Either way, enjoy, peeps, and thanks for welcoming me here. I like it. -Kei ------------------------- WRITERS COURT: CASE OF THE POLITICAL ASSASSIN, PART 1 The match outcomes are predetermined, but the cases are real. The victims are real. The reality is real. Steph's breasts are fake. The judgments here are final and spiritually binding. (Hey, prove that they aren't.) Welcome to Writer's Court. Honorable Judge Simon presiding. All rise. Now be seated. Dance on my strings, puppets. HAW HAW HAW! Now then, its time to hear today's case. THE ACCUSED: Paul Levesque-McMahon, a.k.a. Triple-H, a.k.a. Hunter Hearst Helmsley, a.k.a. The Game, a.k.a. The Cerebral Assassin, a.k.a. That (pause) Damn (pause) Good, a.k.a. Jean Paul Levesque, a.k.a. Terra Ryzing, a.k.a. Mr. Stephanie McMahon. THE CRIME: Holding guys down, sabotaging their careers, ruining the business as a whole and just general douchebaggery. The PROSECUTION will argue that HHH is a man who thinks nothing of burying guys to keep his spot at all costs. The Prosecution will further argue that HHH has cut off more guys at the knees than a midget samurai. The DEFENSE will argue that most of the guys who HHH squelched were **** or screw-ups themselves and frankly, didn't deserve a World title run anyway. This Court will review 10 different case studies, then total up the verdicts and pass final judgment upon the accused. Writer's Court will now hear "The Case Of The Political Assassin." CASE STUDY #1: HHH VS. KURT ANGLE (2000). The Facts: HHH, Angle, and Stephanie were intertwined in a tri-angle that was the talk of the biz and a ratings machine, particularly among broads. All signs pointed to Steph leaving her storyline husband (HHH) for the sensitive "other man" (Angle). In the first known example of an HHH career-kill, he whined that no heterosexual woman would ever leave him, uh, I mean "his character." So after months of build, Steph inexplicably low-blowed Angle, allowing HHH to beat Your Olympic Hero in their big climatic no-DQ match at Unforgiven 00 (9/23/00). The Prosecution: It made Angle look like a schmuck and did nothing to help HHH or Steph. Angle was in the middle of the biggest push any WWWFE wrestler had received in his rookie year (Euro Title, IC Title, King Of The Ring Winner), and this left him with less heat than an Abominable Snowman's taint. Even the trifling little fact that Angle won the World Title the following month didnt repair the damage HHH had done. The months of promos where HHH inferred that Angle was a homosexual didn't help Angle (or HHHs case) either. The Defense: Screw Kurt Angle. After he won everything in his rookie year, what the hell was left for him to do? Besides, HHH has laid down for Angle a bunch of times. What about Royal Rumble 2001, which saw interference from Vince, Steph, and Trish before Steve Austin interfered and screwed HHH? Then there was No Way Out 2002, after the HHH/Steph storyline split. Angle beat HHH there after HHH got screwed by Steph the ref. It took HHH almost a full week to re-beat Angle to regain his status as #1 Contender for the World Title going into Wrestlemania 18. The Verdict: Guilty. Kurt Angle is a once-in-a-blue-moon talent that got over DESPITE his visit to HunterLand. One could even suggest that Angle ruined it for the rest of them, because he stayed over anyway, wrongly implying that HHH didnt have "that much" power or that his shenanigans weren't "that bad." As for Hunter's WM18 match, we'll get to that shortly.
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#2 DirtyDarren
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That's great stuff.... I remember when that happened.  I look foward to seeing this... very original and entertaining.  The WM 18 should be VERY interesting.:lol:
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#3 hbk91
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That was freakin' hilarious man! I loved the opening part. I got the real feel of "Judge Judy". :lol:

Damn I am so happy you have joined the union dude. I'd love to see more contributions in other threads, games...etc, and I hope you become one of our regulars. ^_^ 

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