Have a Nintendo wish horribly corrupted!

Rules are simple! Someone makes a wish and you corrupt it! Example:

I wish Nintendo had 100% of the market share.

Granted. But, due to the increased share, Nintendo disbands innovation and and prices its consoles at $6,000 a piece and no longer makes Mario, Zelda, or Metroid titles. Only depthless Madden games.

So, I'll start!

I wish Nintendo would make a Zelda game everyday.

Granted, but the games won't ever be released.

I wish Metroid prime hunters was 8 players..

granted, but since they are cheaper it now only has six degrees of motion

I wish Twilight Princess would release tomorrow

Granted, but there are no games or channels

I wish Luigi starred in a game that wasn't bad

Wish?!

I'll do one.

I wish Miyamoto was English. >__>.

Granted but Super Mario Bros and Zelda no longer exist

I wish Nintendo would remake Kid Icarus

granted, but the game is made after a kid named Icarus from Wyoming

I wish Red Steel was online

granted, but instead of Nintendo characters, it has microsoft and sony characters :o

I wish the classic controller came with Wii

granted but the console now costs $350

I wish the PS3 hadnt copied Nintendo...

granted, but now Wii costs $600 because it is so original

I wish i won a contest where I could own a Wii right now

granted, but you wont like it/ By the way you do know that you do actually have to pay taxes on any gift you recieve right? And im not talking about state tax either, if you were to get wii as a gift you would probably still have to pay around $50 just to recieve a gift.

I wish Wii could play MP3's

Granted, but the graphics suck and they force you to use the VC Controler.

I wish the Wii would launch in Black.

granted, but it overheats and malfunctions

I wish the DS would get a RTS game...

Wish granted. Millions of Sony fans revolt, and I sit here laughing and enjoying it.

I wish for...a taco...with a fire-flower inside. 

Granted. But while that month and a half flew by, Nintendo declared bankruptcy and never launched the Wii, or any games ever again.

I wish Nintendo would make a GTA style game that used an all-star cast of Nintendo characters.

Granted but, every single kid in the world will get guns and shot everybody because Mario did it.

I wish I had two more wishes ^_^

Wish 1 That my wish would not be would not be corrupted

Wish 2 That I would get a Wii and all the relese games for free.

P.S.(Kudos to who ever can corrup this...there is a way.)

granted, but I corrupt your first wish, therefore corrupting your second wish.... the only games that come out for the launch are SpongeBob and Open Season

I wish a WiFi game came out at launch of Wii

granted, but now Sony doesn't make any electronics because they relized they don't have a creative bone in thier body and now Sony only makes special cooking spices! :o

I wish people would quit complaining about Wiis graphics

*granted* now they become more vocal about the lack of DVD playback.

I wish for a luncheon with iwata

granted, but you are disgusted after Iwata's 6th plate of Rabbit on a Stick stuck in his teeth when he talks to you. :P

I wish Carmen Electra would personally deliver the Wii to my house

granted, but she has aged 40 years

I wish I had a magic lamp

granted, but the only wish you are allowed to have is, " I wish I was married to Rosanne Barr" :lol:

I wish Mario Party 8 will be WiFi

granted, but then Arnold shwarstenager shoots you in the face so you never get to play.

I wish that a starwars lightsaber game came out for wii.

Granted but the Presdient/Prime Minister of your country bans the Wii as an attempt to smuggle weapons to use against the government.

I wish that Nintendo would build giant fighting robots to take down Sony!

granted, but Sony fires back with Gundams running on "teh cell" and destroy Nintendo Headquarters

I wish Wii was online from day 1

Granted, but the every one you play with is a hacker.

I wish Nintendo builds a time machine to go foward in time to see Sony Bulding Gundams, then the go back in time to make the deal Sony to make them one, then Nintendo uses Gundams to blow up Microsoft.

granted, but in one of the WiFi games, a hacker somehow  takes control of your Wii, legs spring out, it flies away, fires rockets to get out of your house and then a red light flashes and you have no memory of......... What were we talking about...

I wish that all games were available on the virtual console right away.

Granted, but after the first level it says, "Press start to purchase full copy" even though you already have about 4 times.

I wish that a Kirby game would come out on the Wii.

Granted. Too bad it sucks...

I wish Nintendo would confirm a Pikmin 3.

wish granted (it isn't corrupted)

i wish that Wii would come out with Animal Crossing on launch day