Which fanboy's would win in a real-life fight?

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#1 Gnr_Helsing
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Who will dominant in a street brawl? Cows. Lemmings, Sheeps, Hermits? IMO Sheeps and Hermits would loose, because their just children and geeks! LOL! sorry just bored at work.
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#2 StealthedRogue
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Lemmings would win they are composed mostly of spazoids and jocks.
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#3 Ragnarok1051
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Hermits, they sit at their computer all day and get fat and then they would sit on you. :P
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#4 ProductNumber49
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Lemmings because i'm with them :P
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#5 TeamR
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Whichever the wii fanboys belong to will win. Because they'll have massive arms from swinging that controller all day
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#6 dracula_16
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It would be interesting to watchI think.

Sheep can use two Wiimotes like a pair of nunchucks, hermits use their keyboard and use their typing skills to blind everyone else, lemmings use their RROD affected machines and put them into a catapult to fling at the others. Cows use all the dust collected on their PS3 and force it into the other guy's eyes.

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#7 Blackbond
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Sheep are older and out number all other factions.
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#8 DaysAirlines
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Cows, they can bend the laws of space, time, and reality.
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#9 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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hermits, they can use the computers to dvide by zero. Instant win. Maybe cows could too with that cell. Perhaps. However if both divided by zero, that would cause the universe to collapse onto itself, so everyone would be dead. Yes.
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#10 Gnr_Helsing
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It would be an outrageous fight, Lemmings too immature, Cows to unorganized, Sheep's too inexperience, Hermits too lazy.
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#11 ArisShadows
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It would be an outrageous fight, Lemmings too immature, Cows to unorganized, Sheep's too inexperience, Hermits too lazy.Gnr_Helsing

Too inexperienced?

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#12 Erkidu
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Definitely sheep. Lemmings would be too busy playing Halo to care, and cows wouldn't want their friends to think they were immature or looked stupid for flailing their arms.
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#13 nevereathim
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Definately not sheep, most of them are 10
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#14 Erkidu
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Definately not sheep, most of them are 10nevereathim
Except, not really.
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#15 ArisShadows
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Definately not sheep, most of them are 10nevereathim

Post your age, sheep.

22.

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#16 iunderstand
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I'd go with sheep.

Lemmings would just talk crap and make racist comments while they are getting their asses beat.

Cows would be too afraid too get into a fight out of fear of getting sued because they've already put two mortages on their home to pay for the PS3.

Hermits hands have become useless due to years and years of keyboard use.

Sheep however, have been trained both physically and mentally and are prepared for battle.

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#17 Wartzay
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It would be interesting to watchI think.

Sheep can use two Wiimotes like a pair of nunchucks, hermits use their keyboard and use their typing skills to blind everyone else, lemmings use their RROD affected machines and put them into a catapult to fling at the others. Cows use all the dust collected on their PS3 and force it into the other guy's eyes.

dracula_16

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#18 Erkidu
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[QUOTE="nevereathim"]Definately not sheep, most of them are 10ArisShadows

Post your age, sheep.

22.

21 here.
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#19 ganon42
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Lets look at it this way:

360: Alot of "gangsterZ" and jocks who play sports game

ps3: Snotty rich kids

Wii: A combination of todlers and seniors.

PC: Fat kids

I say the 360 fanboys.

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#20 Erkidu
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Cows would be too afraid too get into a fight out of fear of getting sued because they've already put two mortages on their home to pay for the PS3.iunderstand
Cows use all the dust collected on their PS3 and force it into the other guy's eyes.dracula_16
LMAO :lol: Priceless.
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#21 murat8
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Funny stuff
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[QUOTE="iunderstand"]Cows would be too afraid too get into a fight out of fear of getting sued because they've already put two mortages on their home to pay for the PS3.Erkidu
Cows use all the dust collected on their PS3 and force it into the other guy's eyes.dracula_16
LMAO :lol: Priceless.

I lol'd.

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#23 pielover666
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Cows, they can bend the laws of space, time, and reality.DaysAirlines
We can fight in 4TH DIMENSION REALITY! After drinking POWERTHIRST!
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#24 Hyper1138
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With my combined powers from all four platforms Ill rule the world!
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#25 hobbit93
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Lets look at it this way:

360: Alot of "gangsterZ" and jocks who play sports game

ps3: Snotty rich kids

Wii: A combination of todlers and seniors.

PC: Fat kids

I say the 360 fanboys.

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#26 Xerlaoth
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prolly lems, even tho i'm mostly sheep and can kick some...
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#27 naval
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lemmings, they can use their 360 as explosives
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#28 hobbit93
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prolly lems, even tho i'm mostly sheep and can kick some...Xerlaoth
link or your statement is irrelevant
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#29 mushroomscout89
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[QUOTE="ArisShadows"]

[QUOTE="nevereathim"]Definately not sheep, most of them are 10Erkidu

Post your age, sheep.

22.

21 here.

16. I'm aware I'm not helping.

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#30 SuperMario_46
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[QUOTE="nevereathim"]Definately not sheep, most of them are 10ArisShadows

Post your age, sheep.

22.

I'm 15, which makes it even funnier because i'm smarter than most people here :P
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#31 Xerlaoth
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[QUOTE="Xerlaoth"]prolly lems, even tho i'm mostly sheep and can kick some...hobbit93
link or your statement is irrelevant

uh, link to what? I don't have a video of me in a fight or anything

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#32 hobbit93
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[QUOTE="ArisShadows"]

[QUOTE="nevereathim"]Definately not sheep, most of them are 10SuperMario_46

Post your age, sheep.

22.

I'm 15, which makes it even funnier because i'm smarter than most people here :P

shouldnt you be doing something more productive then?

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#33 hobbit93
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[QUOTE="hobbit93"][QUOTE="Xerlaoth"]prolly lems, even tho i'm mostly sheep and can kick some...Xerlaoth

link or your statement is irrelevant

uh, link to what? I don't have a video of me in a fight or anything

then you have failed
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#34 leegar88
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Old Sega fans there looking for an ass to kick.
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#35 Veterngamer
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[QUOTE="dracula_16"]

It would be interesting to watchI think.

Sheep can use two Wiimotes like a pair of nunchucks, hermits use their keyboard and use their typing skills to blind everyone else, lemmings use their RROD affected machines and put them into a catapult to fling at the others. Cows use all the dust collected on their PS3 and force it into the other guy's eyes.

Wartzay

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

NO NO NO..... Lemmings would wield their Power Bricks for blunt force trauma, and lay the 360's down as land mines. Hopefully they systems RROD as the other fanboys step on them.

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#36 dotWithShoes
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[QUOTE="nevereathim"]Definately not sheep, most of them are 10ArisShadows

Post your age, sheep.

22.

26 :)

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#37 MetroidPrimePwn
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Well, Sheep could use the Wiimote and Nunchuk as a pair of nunchucks, Cows could use the PS3 Banana Controller as a boomerang, and XBox 360 fanboys could use their insulting that they learned from XBox Live. Truly an honorable matchup, indeed.
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#38 br0kenrabbit
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Hermits too lazy.Gnr_Helsing
But I thought PC gaming was 'too much work' for the console folk?
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#39 Xerlaoth
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[QUOTE="Xerlaoth"]

[QUOTE="hobbit93"][QUOTE="Xerlaoth"]prolly lems, even tho i'm mostly sheep and can kick some...hobbit93

link or your statement is irrelevant

uh, link to what? I don't have a video of me in a fight or anything

then you have failed

glad i didn't fail as hard as you fail at making sense, anyway

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#40 naval
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[QUOTE="Gnr_Helsing"]Hermits too lazy.br0kenrabbit
But I thought PC gaming was 'too much work' for the console folk?

lol, ownage

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#41 elbow2k
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Hermits.

Look, we have more money,a higher intelligence, and as well as a higher disposition to spend that money. We can just get someone else to fight for us, someone MUCH bigger.

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#42 SuperMario_46
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[QUOTE="SuperMario_46"][QUOTE="ArisShadows"]

[QUOTE="nevereathim"]Definately not sheep, most of them are 10hobbit93

Post your age, sheep.

22.

I'm 15, which makes it even funnier because i'm smarter than most people here :P

shouldnt you be doing something more productive then?

Lazy + smart = Me :P
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#43 club-sandwich
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I'd go with sheep.

Lemmings would just talk crap and make racist comments while they are getting their asses beat.

Cows would be too afraid too get into a fight out of fear of getting sued because they've already put two mortages on their home to pay for the PS3.

Hermits hands have become useless due to years and years of keyboard use.

Sheep however, have been trained both physically and mentally and are prepared for battle.

iunderstand
we have a winner
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#44 Shad0ki11
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None of them, because one hand is plastered toa keyboard (for SW use) and the other is plastered to a controller.

They can't use either of them as weapons though, as their arms are too weak from not getting enough exercise.

However, they can move their fingers pretty quick and spew out lies and boast about at a phenomenal speed...

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#45 TClms5400
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vs cows

vs hermits

vs

lems

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#46 ThePlothole
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Old Sega fans there looking for an ass to kick.leegar88

They are certainly the most determined.

_>

THE DREAMCAST WILL NEVER DIE!

*smashes DC against some random Fanboy's skull*

...

Well crap, how am I going to replace that?

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#47 Ork_Hero
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vs cows

vs hermits

vs

lems

TClms5400

Everything is understandable but that representation of the lemming is just ridiculous

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#48 sherlock99
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Definately not sheep, most of them are 10nevereathim
23 yrs old i don't know where fanboys think all nintendo fans are kids 70 to 85% of all nintendo fans are adults while all the kids play on the xbox an playstation consoles because they thinkfor some reason its cool while its not.

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#49 ArisShadows
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vs cows

vs hermits

vs

lems

TClms5400

*pop* I think the pinky of the toddler, the sharp tips of the Tidus's hair, of the mere papercut of that magazine beat that bottom guy.

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#50 donnygorgas
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They would all lose.

One real gamer would stroll by and whoop up everyone.