Uncharted = Zelda

Except Drake isn't friendzoned every single time.

Nice try, Nintendrones. Like how Link will never score with Zelda, so too will lowly sheep never ever obtain glory of being the master race.

Except Drake isn't friendzoned every single time.

Nice try, Nintendrones. Like how Link will never score with Zelda, so too will lowly sheep never ever obtain glory of being the master race.

Except Drake isn't friendzoned every single time.

Nice try, Nintendrones. Like how Link will never score with Zelda, so too will lowly sheep never ever obtain glory of being the master race.

classy

I think you hit the nail on the head TC. Plus the main characters are both psychopathic mutes who break pots and kill chickens.

It is.

You see, TLOZ series is a perfect personification of sheep's unsatiated desire of being noted by superior gamers.

Link will always want to bang Zelda, but we all know Zelda only sees Link as a "friend". Likewise, Sheep will always aspire to be the master elite race like us Cows, but we all know that Sheep will always be the low-class, 2nd class gamers that they are.

I hope you're not implying I'm a sheep.

Yes, you are. Why else would you compare a game for 2nd class gamers to a game designed by and for 1st class elite gamers?

Link is a beta male and is a perfect representation of what Sheep are in real life. Nintendo made Zelda to appeal to beta trash gamers who will never score anything but Mario coins in their lives.

Uncharted is for alpha males. The elites of society. Drake is an epitome of what cows are: Strong, brave men that eventually scores a blonde. You Sheep, on the other hand, will never score a "Zelda". All you get are brunettes.

Yes, you are. Why else would you compare a game for 2nd class gamers to a game designed by and for 1st class elite gamers?

Link is a beta male and is a perfect representation of what Sheep are in real life. Nintendo made Zelda to appeal to beta trash gamers who will never score anything but Mario coins in their lives.

Uncharted is for alpha males. The elites of society. Drake is an epitome of what cows are: Strong, brave men that eventually score blondes. You Sheep, on the other hand, will never score a "Zelda". All you get are brunettes.

It is.

You see, TLOZ series is a perfect personification of sheep's unsatiated desire of being noted by superior gamers.

Link will always want to bang Zelda, but we all know Zelda only sees Link as a "friend". Likewise, Sheep will always aspire to be the master elite race like us Cows, but we all know that Sheep will always be the low-class, 2nd class gamers that they are.

Are you drunk? What the **** are you ranting about?

I smell a butthurt brunette.

Yes, you are. Why else would you compare a game for 2nd class gamers to a game designed by and for 1st class elite gamers?

Link is a beta male and is a perfect representation of what Sheep are in real life. Nintendo made Zelda to appeal to beta trash gamers who will never score anything but Mario coins in their lives.

Uncharted is for alpha males. The elites of society. Drake is an epitome of what cows are: Strong, brave men that eventually score blondes. You Sheep, on the other hand, will never score a "Zelda". All you get are brunettes.

OMG does someone want to clue this guy in?

I was taking shots at both Oh and Brunettes > Blonds

Are you drunk? What the **** are you ranting about?

He's a troll so it wouldn't really matter

Name one person on SW that basically isn't at one point or another.