The lord himself, Crowbcat, has made the ultimate Halo expose video a human being has ever seen on the web.

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#1  Edited By hardwenzen  Online
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The only way to damage control this is to spam the "who?", pretending like you have never heard of his magnum opuses. This is the kind videos that reach everyone, and everyone, casuals included, will understand how much of a shitshow this series has become.

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#2 SolidGame_basic
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Is it time for everyone to move on from Halo and embrace Call of Duty?

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#3 KvallyX
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@SolidGame_basic said:

Is it time for everyone to move on from Halo and embrace Call of Duty?

No. Remember, this is no longer System Wars. Based on the frequency of Halo talk here, it has been formally renamed to Halo Wars.

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#4 Archangel3371
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Never watched any of this guy’s videos and I will keep that record going. 😅

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#5 hardwenzen  Online
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Seeing the Halo 2 & 3 montage at the end was just sad😢

343i might very well be the developer that has ruined the best party game the gaming industry has ever seen. This is what you get when you hire color and gender instead of talent and people that hated Halo. FFS.

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I believe its safe to say that Halo INF is the new Haze

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#7 mrbojangles25
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What is a Crowbcat?

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@mrbojangles25 said:

What is a Crowbcat?

A legend.

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#9 dimebag667
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@daredevils2k: LMAO 🤣😂... Haze🤣 I thought that game looked great, but sweet baby Radagast was I wrong.

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#10 pelvist
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Tbh Halo Infinite felt like the early Halo games to me. Iv only played 1/2/3 and Infinite though. Oh and the crap one where you dont play as that chief guy.

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@daredevils2k: LMAO 🤣😂... Haze🤣 I thought that game looked great, but sweet baby Radagast was I wrong.

Haze to me is a guilty pleasure for me on PS3, it had potential, but Ubisoft sabotage the game so badly. Free Radical is also fault as well but overall, Ubisoft did them dirty for signed an exclusivity deal behind their backs.

Truth be told, I can't even replay it today's tech/standards as it aged very badly. If there's a petition for a remake, I'd be happy to sign the papers lol.

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@pelvist said:

Tbh Halo Infinite felt like the early Halo games to me. Iv only played 1/2/3 and Infinite though. Oh and the crap one where you dont play as that chief guy.

Felt like the early halo games, but with no content and where they charge $10 to change your color.

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#14 dimebag667
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@davillain: I would totally be down for someone to take another swing at it. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough, but in FPS boom days of PS3/360, there were tons of interesting ideas, but only a few landed. There were crazy weapons, super drugs, time-shifting, terrain deformation, etc. Now it's grappling hook and normal guns that fire like lasers.

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#15  Edited By deactivated-654dc0d1e0e5b
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@SolidGame_basic: 'Is it time for everyone to move on from Halo and embrace Call of Duty?'

MS needs to put the franchise in the hands of either ID Software, Treyarch or even Arkane just to see what twist they'd put on the Halo universe.

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#16 mrbojangles25
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@dimebag667 said:

@daredevils2k: LMAO 🤣😂... Haze🤣 I thought that game looked great, but sweet baby Radagast was I wrong.

Yeah, was probably one of the most hyped titles I have seen in my life.

I think at the time they were hoping it'd be their Halo- or CoD-killer.

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#17  Edited By blaznwiipspman1
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🤣 🤣 😂. I thought it was about time. That reminds me, we’re closing in on the first anniversary of this epic game. I wonder if 343 has any surprises for us?

I wonder how many halo infinite threads were created so far. Some people just can’t stop the butt hurt from flowing.

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#18 dimebag667
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@mrbojangles25: Haha, yeah, everything was trying to kill Halo back then. Who knew 043i was the silver bullet they were looking for.

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Sony really should capitalize on Halo's mishap by reviving Resistance and Killzone. Heck why not SOCOM.

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#20 kejigoto
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343 makes Halo games that are ashamed to be a Halo game. The Halo elements that are included feel like they are done so begrudgingly and that 343 always has a better idea to reduce how many of those elements manage to return.

Multi-player launched without a dedicated team slayer playlist... Just think about that for a few minutes and how it was a fight to get 343 to add one in because they didn't want to pull people away from objective based modes and didn't build a system (supposedly) to handle such a playlist.

That's really all that needs to be said about why the franchise is in the state it is and how badly 343 has been mishandling this whole IP since they were given control.

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Looks like they can't even handle tournaments at this point. Holy shit this company.

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#22 R4gn4r0k
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A crowbcat and Ahoy video in the same month?

The lords have truly smiled down on us.

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#23  Edited By Djoffer123
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Who??

Also isn’t it time that you just accept that halo got a 9 and move on??

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#24 hardwenzen  Online
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@djoffer123 said:

Who??

Also isn’t it time that you just accept that halo got a 9 and move on??

If you don't know who he is, it tells me that you live under a rock. How did you get an internet connection under your rock?

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#25 Sushiglutton
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Only Halo I have ever played is the campaign in Infinite. I thought it was a lot of fun! All this hate seems a bit exaggerated to me. Doubt previous games were that much better 🤷🏻‍♂️.

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#26  Edited By FPSGOD
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He's hard, he's wenzen, but he's got a point.

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#27 sealionact
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@Sushiglutton: It hurts certain Cows that Halo scored a 9 on these pages. We must have understanding for their resentment even though a year has past.

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#28 Litchie
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@Sushiglutton said:

Only Halo I have ever played is the campaign in Infinite. I thought it was a lot of fun! All this hate seems a bit exaggerated to me. Doubt previous games were that much better 🤷🏻‍♂️.

That's not really why they get hate.

343 has been nothing but slow and bad since they started. MCC was a trainwreck that couldn't even be played at all for a long time. Halo Infinite had many, many delays, the MP was half-assed, there's still no co-op (which is a staple of the Halo series) years after launch. They canceled split screen co-op that they earlier promised was coming (another staple of the Halo series). Why? Probably because it was hard for them to do. Aka, they suck.

Working and fun campaign aside, all other aspects of the game has been terrible. Doubt previous games were that much better? Well, it's in the eye of the beholder. To me, a game released when it was supposed to release, with all the content it was supposed to have on release is way the **** better than Halo Infninte.

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@Sushiglutton: It hurts certain Cows that Halo scored a 9 on these pages. We must have understanding for their resentment even though a year has past.

They literally lied and sold you skins for $20. Also charged $10 to change the color of your armor. Who does that? I will tell you whom, mobile games aimed at the Chinese market😆😆😆

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#30  Edited By R4gn4r0k
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@Sushiglutton said:

Only Halo I have ever played is the campaign in Infinite. I thought it was a lot of fun! All this hate seems a bit exaggerated to me. Doubt previous games were that much better 🤷🏻‍♂️.

I'm pretty sure 90% of Halo infinite haters never played it and never will. They just look for this kid to pick in.

I played the Halo infinite campaign and thought it was excellent.

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#31 sealionact
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@hardwenzen: I’m confused. I didn’t buy any skins or armour. Methinks moomooman is jumping the gun again.

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#32 pelvist
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@girlusocrazy: The one I thaught was complete crap? I think it was Reach. Im not a terribly big fan of Halo TBH. I enjoyed CE somewhat but didnt like 2 much. Halo 3 was okish. I know ts not saying much considering my lack of enthusiam for Halo, but Infinite is probably my favoroute Halo game out of those iv played.

I never played Halo for multiplayer though, I was probably too busy being addicted to Everquest or still into UT and Q3A at the time Halo multiplayer started being popular, so my opinion of those games is of the single player experience, though I remember trying Halo multiplayer for about an hour and didnt like how slow it felt to play compared to the multiplayer games I played a lot of like UT/Q3A/Tribes2/TFC.

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Cows LOVE their youtubers here.

...So I take it Dealer and ColtEastWood are now legit here? How does this work?

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#34 SecretPolice
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Most popular VG subject of all time. :D

Congrats MS/343i, you have truly outdone yourselves. :P

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#35 Maroxad
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Who?

And I can't wait for the inevitable random YouTuber who points out the mediocrity of Ragnarök, and we will make that and take their opinions as fact.

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#36  Edited By Mesome713
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It’s gonna be pretty funny if Ragnarok cant score higher than Halo Infinites 9/10.

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#37 Ghosts4ever
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Bungie were passionate developers. 343 are naughty dog like. woken.

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#38 SecretPolice
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@Maroxad said:

Who?

And I can't wait for the inevitable random YouTuber who points out the mediocrity of Ragnarök, and we will make that and take their opinions as fact.

@mesome713 said:

It’s gonna be pretty funny if Ragnarok cant score higher than Halo Infinites 9/10.

Karma can be a biatch baby and it would be so fitting for this loony Halo obsessed TC for that to happen. lol :P

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#39 Heil68
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He put some effort into that video..lol

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#40 Sushiglutton
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@Litchie said:
@Sushiglutton said:

Only Halo I have ever played is the campaign in Infinite. I thought it was a lot of fun! All this hate seems a bit exaggerated to me. Doubt previous games were that much better 🤷🏻‍♂️.

That's not really why they get hate.

343 has been nothing but slow and bad since they started. MCC was a trainwreck that couldn't even be played at all for a long time. Halo Infinite had many, many delays, the MP was half-assed, there's still no co-op (which is a staple of the Halo series) years after launch. They canceled split screen co-op that they earlier promised was coming (another staple of the Halo series). Why? Probably because it was hard for them to do. Aka, they suck.

Working and fun campaign aside, all other aspects of the game has been terrible. Doubt previous games were that much better? Well, it's in the eye of the beholder. To me, a game released when it was supposed to release, with all the content it was supposed to have on release is way the **** better than Halo Infninte.

Ok so if the problems are mostly MP related I wouldn't know about them. I'm sure there are things to criticize in that area. The things you mention for example. At the same time, I don't think it's fair to portrait 343 as totally incompetent (I'm not saying you did, but that is the vibe I get from OP). If they were they would not have been able to put together the game they did.

There are waaaay worse games out there.

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@mrbojangles25 said:

What is a Crowbcat?

I read Crowbat and thought we were talking about Pokémon

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#42 SOedipus
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"Who?"

Not just a shitshow of a series, but the industry as a whole.

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#43 templecow90999
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I'm really looking forward to the day when it's revealed what really happened behind the scenes. Has Microsoft pulled funding since the game released? Are the employees just completely inept? Is it the short contract times that have been mentioned in the past?

At launch the parts that worked were pretty good I thought. Clearly now it was all miraculously held up by toothpicks.

At least we can still play the old ones forever, but I am done with the future of Halo unless 343 is fired.

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#44 tjandmia
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I planned on not commenting because halo is just pure garbage under 343, but I couldn't resist. Halo is a dead franchise now

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#45 KvallyX
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@tjandmia said:

I planned on not commenting because halo is just pure garbage under 343, but I couldn't resist. Halo is a dead franchise now

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@Maroxad said:

Who?

And I can't wait for the inevitable random YouTuber who points out the mediocrity of Ragnarök, and we will make that and take their opinions as fact.

Don't be delusional. He will never make a video about Rangarok because there will be nothing to laugh at. It will be praised to oblivion and destroy everything on your switch. Ragnarok>BotW.

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#47  Edited By hardwenzen  Online
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@HalcyonScarlet said:

Cows LOVE their youtubers here.

...So I take it Dealer and ColtEastWood are now legit here? How does this work?

No idea who they are. Are they getting millions of views per vid? No. So your youtubers you've mentioned are worthless. Act Man and Crowbcat are relevant because they reach the casuals, and even the casuals will understand how much of a pile of shit Halo has become.

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#48 regnaston
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I have no idea who this person is, or why I should care about his opinion

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#49  Edited By hardwenzen  Online
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@regnaston said:

I have no idea who this person is, or why I should care about his opinion

His opinion? He doesn't have any. Everything seen in the video are Halo/Microsoft clips🤭

But i understand. He exposes failures without saying a word, and this, this trigger MANY. So, the best thing to do, is to cover your eyes and pretend like you don't know him.

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#50 KvallyX
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@hardwenzen said:
@regnaston said:

I have no idea who this person is, or why I should care about his opinion

His opinion? He doesn't have any. Everything seen in the video are Halo/Microsoft clips🤭

But i understand. He exposes failures without saying a word, and this, this trigger MANY. So, the best thing to do, is to cover your eyes and pretend like you don't know him.