Seriously, why are sheep hyping Paper Mario? *BUMPED FOR SHEEP OWNAGE!!!*

EDIT: You see what happens when you hype AAAA, sheep? You get a terrible flop of a game. So how many flops is that now? Zelda, Red Steel, Excite Truck, Paper Mario, the list goes on. Whats next to flop? Metroid 3? Mario Galexys?
I may have been out on my prediciotn, but the sheep were further out. 

ORIGIONAL POST BELOW: 

I've seen some sheep hyping this game at 9.8, get a grip! You guys should have learned from the Zelda review, Gamespot doesnt like rehashes and unorigionality. Zelda TP was too much like Ocarina of Time, so it flopped. From what I've seen and played, Paper Mario is just the same old thing we've been seeing for the past 20 years. Run to the right, stomp on a monster, run to the right a bit more, get to the end. Enter an underground level, go to the warp zone... blah blah blah. Why cant Nintendo make something new?

Also, other than unorigionality, SPM has no redeeming qualities. The only thing that sheep are clinging on to when arguing for Wii is its gimmiky remote. Well guess what, Super Paper Mario doesnt use the motion sensing at all. You hold the remote sideways and use it like a PS1 controller. Whats the point in a game made for Wii if it doesnt even make use of the Wii's main selling point?

Well, maybe the graphics can make this a worthwile purchase. Oops, no. You think Call of Duty looked bad? Far Cry? At least those games look to be from the PS1 era. Super Paper Mario could easily be played on the SNES. Look at a game like Super Mario World, then look at Super Paper Mario, they look exactly the same! And sheep, dont argue back with "Bu.. bu... teh artsyle!". You dont need a more powerful console to get better art**** Amazing art****could be done years ago, you cant get better art****with a more powerful console. But you can get better graphics. For a console that sheep think is five times more powerful than gamecube, this is a very poor looking game.
I can guarentee you PS2 could run Super Paper Mario, as could PS1 and even SNES.

So get a grip on reality sheep. Constantly hyping the rehashed franchise that is Mario is pure suicide. My prediction for this game is as follows:

Gameplay: 5 - Same thing we've seen for years
Sound: 6 - Same old mario tunes. Also, Midi files used again, you'd of thought Nintendo would have learned from TP
Graphics: 4 - As I said, could be done on SNES. Come back with a game that looks as great as Motorstorm or GTAIV
Value: 5 - This might be higher if it were a downloadable game, but at full price its a rip off
Tilt: 0 - Doesnt use Wii's tilt sensitivity at all 

Overall 5.2

I've seen some sheep hyping this game at 9.8, get a grip! You guys should have learned from the Zelda review, Gamespot doesnt like rehashes and unorigionality. Zelda TP was too much like Ocarina of Time, so it flopped. From what I've seen and played, Paper Mario is just the same old thing we've been seeing for the past 20 years. Run to the right, stomp on a monster, run to the right a bit more, get to the end. Enter an underground level, go to the warp zone... blah blah blah. Why cant Nintendo make something new?

Also, other than unorigionality, SPM has no redeeming qualities. The only thing that sheep are clinging on to when arguing for Wii is its gimmiky remote. Well guess what, Super Paper Mario doesnt use the motion sensing at all. You hold the remote sideways and use it like a PS1 controller. Whats the point in a game made for Wii if it doesnt even make use of the Wii's main selling point?

Well, maybe the graphics can make this a worthwile purchase. Oops, no. You think Call of Duty looked bad? Far Cry? At least those games look to be from the PS1 era. Super Paper Mario could easily be played on the SNES. Look at a game like Super Mario World, then look at Super Paper Mario, they look exactly the same! And sheep, dont argue back with "Bu.. bu... teh artsyle!". You dont need a more powerful console to get better artstyle. Amazing artstyle could be done years ago, you cant get better artstyle with a more powerful console. But you can get better graphics. For a console that sheep think is five times more powerful than gamecube, this is a very poor looking game.
I can guarentee you PS2 could run Super Paper Mario, as could PS1 and even SNES.

So get a grip on reality sheep. Constantly hyping the rehashed franchise that is Mario is pure suicide. My prediction for this game is as follows:

Gameplay: 5 - Same thing we've seen for years
Sound: 6 - Same old mario tunes. Also, Midi files used again, you'd of thought Nintendo would have learned from TP
Graphics: 4 - As I said, could be done on SNES. Come back with a game that looks as great as Motorstorm or GTAIV
Value: 5 - This might be higher if it were a downloadable game, but at full price its a rip off
Tilt: 0 - Doesnt use Wii's tilt sensitivity at all 

Overall 5.2

PS3_FTW

i hpye the game is mario owns and always willdeadmeat59

Aren't you the one that said your dad works for Sony.DaysAirlines

god.... this makes us cows look dumb

 its a good game.

[QUOTE="deadmeat59"]i hpye the game is mario owns and always willPS3_FTW

[QUOTE="deadmeat59"]i hpye the game is mario owns and always willPS3_FTW

[QUOTE="DaysAirlines"]Aren't you the one that said your dad works for Sony.PS3_FTW

[QUOTE="PS3_FTW"][QUOTE="DaysAirlines"]Aren't you the one that said your dad works for Sony.Shinobishyguy

It certainly won't get 5.2 unless theres some massive bug that renders the game neigh unplayable and so far no other review has found that.

What I will say though is that the AAA hype some sheep have towards the game (some have even said freaking AAAA) is seeming less likely. Its not even as AAA on Gamerankings right now with only eight reviews in.

Why must everyone feed the troll?Miyomatic

maybe its hard to believe your dad works for sony because you used it as an excuse to say you saw the gta4 trailer before everyone

[QUOTE="Weslii"]Here we go again. The fun part is that it actually uses both tilt and motion sensing.PS3_FTW

you shake the remote when you jump on peoples heads

you also use the pointer to uncover hidden doors

as seen in the trailers you've never watched

dont get me wrong, i'm not hyping the game AAA

:lol: Your funny,web966

What is Paper Mario? Is it an old school NES game?Deihmos

Yes.  

Tilt: 0 - Doesnt use Wii's tilt sensitivity at all PS3_FTW

You saying 5.2=:lol:kingpoopa84

[QUOTE="kingpoopa84"]You saying 5.2=:lol:PS3_FTW

I don't recall anyone hyping 9.9 do you have a link to that claim? 

...:|

You actually believe it will get a 5.2?Wow......just wow....

[QUOTE="PS3_FTW"][QUOTE="kingpoopa84"]You saying 5.2=:lol:Blackbond

I don't recall anyone hyping 9.9 do you have a link to that claim? 

I'm saying somewhere around 9.5-10.twopic58

Get a life fangirl.If your such a Sony boy why would you even be thinking about a Nintendo game to begin with?"Gamespot hates rehashes bla bla bla".What about gta and final fantasy,aren't they rehashes too?briguyb13