Saints Row IV Does Romance Scenes Best.

It's true.

That's it, isn't it? Mass Effect really went all the way with romancing. You got people analyzing Tali's sweat, for ****'s sake, but this is what it boils down to. In all these other games, you have to sit through dialogue, which isn't good, just to get into his/her pants.

Some prefer the Asaris, some prefer that Jersey Shore fella, and some prefer that thing which can't physically go down on you.

So, here comes Saints Row: No bullshit edition. That's all it needs. Let's just forget about the forced dialogue and have a go. It's fine. Is Volition wrong in doing this, or do you really dig having to sit through dialogue?

Because, honestly, I don't feel like a better person having talked to them so much before doing it. **** it, it's a video game, it's not gonna work like you want.

lol, i knew it would be the Kinzie SRIV scene before I even clicked on the thread

Nice

Right? When that happened, didn't you all go "yeah, bioware was just having a good laugh making this into a big thing". It's not.

You happen to have that picture? Just post away. I found that as stupid as it was fascinating. They went all chemical. I like dedication, except when it's like having the biggest child porn collection in the world.

you wanna see some real sex and no foreplay , you should play witcher 2

I have. It's okay. Hey, Geralt, I like this tomb looking place, gets me all hot, do me one in. That's it.

Why do people get so interested in sex scenes? Besides i think Dragon Age Inquisition did them well

No, I do. It's the one with all the atoms and molecules and shit. Properly done in a scary way.

Is this it?

My problem with Bioware is how they do their characters. Like, hey we got some gay men. Dig that? Just have it tattooed on their forehead. "I'm gay. Bang me." I think that's rubbish. It seems Bioware goes out of their way with having people that dig certain sexes. They put that in to please people, rather than making a proper character.

holy shit, some people are thinking about this stuff way too hard

Much of the game is clearly a parody of Mass Effect, including the romances.

Exactly. I loved that.

I love Kinzie.

For you.

Yeah, as Saints Row 3 has shown, she's a dirty, little grape.

Huh? I've never gotten that impression at all. Sera and Dorian are gay, but they are definitely characters who have depth and development. I never assumed Sera was a gay character until I looked it up.

I'd much rather have this type of diversity instead of Bioware making everyone bisexual like in Dragon Age 2.

Half joking. I just feel they care more about sexuality rather than making a good character. And yeah, making everyone bisexual isn't brilliant.

This is even better:

That's just wrong... in a really good way.

@freedomfreak:

I aso love "dirty, little grapes".

That's pretty much what happened in Mass Effect without all the fluff.

You do know that Dorian never forced yourself on you, why do you care what sexuality they have? They never force it on you. Anders was a little over the top, but i never had any issue with it

I never played Inquisition, and I don't care what sexuality they have. I'd rather have a proper character rather than "you can bang this bloke now".

Doesn't that game let you just have sex with everyone?

(because it's poking jab at Mass Effect?)

You do know that's a big fallacy right there? You want a good character, so what does it matter if he or she is gay? Dorian is gay, but you never see any of it. Sera is lesbian, but she never says it unless you make a move on her. Iron Bull doesn't say he's bisexual unless you ask him. There's also one transgender person in there who doesn't actually spill it out either. So where is the problem?

@The_Last_Ride: You're not reading my posts. Well, you might, but nothing's going through. It's not about the characters' sexuality, but Bioware's attitude towards it. They can't go five minutes without mentioning there's something for everyone.

I can't believe I still haven't played the game and it's been on my Steam library for a while now. Gonna have to play it sometime this week.