One-liners

Sooo time for a little bit of a game in the midst of all this happiness... after all, even in WW1 they exchanged cigarettes in the trenches...

*Ahem*

The game is to think of one liners for the systems. I only ask you to keep to the following rules

1) Respect the ToS

2) These are one liners to describe the system, somewhat objectively... something like WII: teh master of suckage... is really not good for this place, also, refrain from using silly names for each respective system (No PoS 3, Flopbox etc.)...

So let's start off:

PS3: Jack of all trades, master of none

XBoX 360: Evolution of gaming as you've come to know and love

Wii: The people's box

PC: I've got the power!

*prays this thread doesn't die in 10 seconds*

PS3: THIS IS MADNESS!!!

I don't know...first thing that came to mind:P

Nintendo DS: Go on, touch me!

PSP: Loading, please wait...

Wii: For when you've had too much caffeine and can't sit still.

PS3: THIS IS MASS MADNESS YOU MANIACS!!!

I don't know...first thing that came to mind:P

MonkeyMan8708

xbox 360: THIS IS MADNESS!!!

PS3: madness?.........THIS IS LIVING!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know...first thing that came to mind:P

MonkeyMan8708

better :P

360- I like shooters

PS3- I like waiting

Wii- I like toys

PC- I like waiting for ports

DS- I like to touch

PSP- I like watching movies on a gaming machine instead of actually playing games

Xbox 360: Wanna play online? PAY ME. Wanna download something? PAY ME. Want a HDD? PAY ME.

Wii: The system everyone owns...but doesn't know why...yet.

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