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#1  Edited By AtariKidX
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Only Nintendo can come up with such things... and have the guts to show them to the public... It is embarrassing, pathetic, pitiful and cringe-worthy!

Who are they exactly targeting with the Switch?? Do they even have a plan and strategy for the device? Or they are just hoping they will strike rich by pure luck??lol

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#2 DocSanchez
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Even though Switch topics about nonsense are popping up every two minutes by others this will get locked by over zealous mods who have been opening them willy nilly.

Still, this pretty much sums up Nintendo right now. Out of touch, gimmicky, and shallow.

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@DocSanchez said:

Even though Switch topics about nonsense are popping up every two minutes by others this will get locked by over zealous mods who have been opening them willy nilly.

Still, this pretty much sums up Nintendo right now. Out of touch, gimmicky, and shallow.

Imagine holding it in your arms, cradling it. Looking at it's pixel face. Then it cries. And it never stops.

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#4 DocSanchez
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@AtariKidX: These people can forgive the crying baby in Super Mario World 2 and still insist it's one of the best platforms ever. No, it's annoying.

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#5 Sphensen
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yea that mini game looks dumb for sure

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#6 aigis
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The stuff of nightmares

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#7 DaVillain  Moderator
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Like DocSanchez said, this will get locked in no time and well, it's one of those silly Switch threads after all :(

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#8 deactivated-5acbb9993d0bd
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This is just grasping at straws now...

Heaven forbid they try crazy apps that non-gamers want to try

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#9 aigis
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@MBirdy88 said:

This is just grasping at straws now...

Heaven forbid they try crazy apps that non-gamers want to try

joking?

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#10  Edited By iandizion713
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How dare they make a baby game for people who love playing with babies. Who does Nintendo think they are? This make me mad!

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#11 aigis
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How dare they make a baby game for people who love playing with babies. Who does Nintendo think they are? This make me mad!

They are allowed to make a baby game (though honestly how many people are going to care), but do they have to make it so creepy?

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#12 deactivated-5acbb9993d0bd
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@aigis said:
@MBirdy88 said:

This is just grasping at straws now...

Heaven forbid they try crazy apps that non-gamers want to try

joking?

no? what does it matter? if this entertains someone then so be it.

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#13  Edited By iandizion713
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@aigis: How is it creepy? You rock a baby to sleep. This is heaven for people who loves playing with babies. Just think of what else you can do. The Joy-Cons can simulate a baby feeling wet.

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#14 aigis
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@iandizion713: I get to look psychotic as I cradle my $300 piece of tech to sleep and this is what is staring back at me

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#15 iandizion713
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@aigis: Its called a baby. Its what you once looked like.

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#16 aigis
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@MBirdy88 said:
@aigis said:
@MBirdy88 said:

This is just grasping at straws now...

Heaven forbid they try crazy apps that non-gamers want to try

joking?

no? what does it matter? if this entertains someone then so be it.

not that it matters, but do you know anybody who is going to want to rock their switch to sleep? If this is what interests you I dont think youre shelling out for a switch

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Nintendo is an embarrassment these days. This company just hasn't been the same since the Wii.

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#18 aigis
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@iandizion713: Its just so... weird. I cant see any fun to be had here

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#19  Edited By iandizion713
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@aigis: Im guessing you dont like playing with babies either. Its an acquired taste.

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#20 aigis
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@iandizion713: does baby shot put count?

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#21  Edited By iandizion713
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@aigis: Counts for something.

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#22 Bread_or_Decide
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Nintendo must be onto something if gamers are feeling so threatened.

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#23 deactivated-5acbb9993d0bd
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@aigis said:
@MBirdy88 said:
@aigis said:
@MBirdy88 said:

This is just grasping at straws now...

Heaven forbid they try crazy apps that non-gamers want to try

joking?

no? what does it matter? if this entertains someone then so be it.

not that it matters, but do you know anybody who is going to want to rock their switch to sleep? If this is what interests you I dont think youre shelling out for a switch

The idea is that, like any tablet or phone, its a family device, so yes, I imagine nobody is going to go buy a switch for this.

But a mom/daughter/sister (following typical stereotypes) might enjoy this on the side, its that simple.

This is nothing news as usual... unless its £50 crazy.

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@MBirdy88 said:
@aigis said:
@MBirdy88 said:
@aigis said:
@MBirdy88 said:

This is just grasping at straws now...

Heaven forbid they try crazy apps that non-gamers want to try

joking?

no? what does it matter? if this entertains someone then so be it.

not that it matters, but do you know anybody who is going to want to rock their switch to sleep? If this is what interests you I dont think youre shelling out for a switch

The idea is that, like any tablet or phone, its a family device, so yes, I imagine nobody is going to go buy a switch for this.

But a mom/daughter/sister (following typical stereotypes) might enjoy this on the side, its that simple.

This is nothing news as usual... unless its £50 crazy.

Nope, only tough straight white male gamers must be given games to play. No one else is allowed to enjoy their hobby but them.

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#26 deactivated-5c1d0901c2aec
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Some if the 1 2 Switch mini games look fun but some of them like this one look too weird. I am going to pass on this game.

However, if a Wario Ware Switch game were to come... ;)

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#27 m_machine024
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@DocSanchez said:

@AtariKidX: These people can forgive the crying baby in Super Mario World 2 and still insist it's one of the best platforms ever. No, it's annoying.

Woah hold up now.... ignoring level design, controls, graphics, bosses, soundtrack, replaybility because of a crying baby? Nah, can't do that. At the time, that game was superb.

That mini game is terrible and doesn't look fun at all for anyone but don't compare it to Yoshi Island because of that.

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#28  Edited By m_machine024
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@iandizion713 said:

Im guessing you dont like playing with babies either. Its an acquired taste.

Who needs that game when you have a beautiful 6 month old nephew? :D #ProudOncle

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#29 deactivated-5c1d0901c2aec
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@m_machine024:

Yoshi's Island is heaven. Outside of the lofty shooting mechanics... man that level design was just something special.

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#30 m_machine024
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@jumpaction said:

@m_machine024:

Yoshi's Island is heaven. Outside of the lofty shooting mechanics... man that level design was just something special.

lol yup! The egg shooting is tricky but once you get used to the reticle timing and speed, it's not too bad. lol

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#31  Edited By aigis
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@Bread_or_Decide said:

Nope, only tough straight white male gamers must be given games to play. No one else is allowed to enjoy their hobby but them.

Why even take it there? Literally has nothing to do with anything

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#32  Edited By Bread_or_Decide
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@aigis said:
@Bread_or_Decide said:

Nope, only tough straight white male gamers must be given games to play. No one else is allowed to enjoy their hobby but them.

Why even take it there? Literally has nothing to do with anything

Because gamers are incredibly selfish.

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#33 aigis
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@Bread_or_Decide said:
@aigis said:
@Bread_or_Decide said:

Nope, only tough straight white male gamers must be given games to play. No one else is allowed to enjoy their hobby but them.

Why even take it there? Literally has nothing to do with anything

Because gamers are incredibly selfish.

Doesnt change that its a tangent

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#34 Bread_or_Decide
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@aigis said:
@Bread_or_Decide said:
@aigis said:
@Bread_or_Decide said:

Nope, only tough straight white male gamers must be given games to play. No one else is allowed to enjoy their hobby but them.

Why even take it there? Literally has nothing to do with anything

Because gamers are incredibly selfish.

Doesnt change that its a tangent

Fair enough.

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@DocSanchez said:

@AtariKidX: These people can forgive the crying baby in Super Mario World 2 and still insist it's one of the best platforms ever. No, it's annoying.

So one sound effect in a game makes level design, art design, soundtrack, etc bad?

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#36 MonsieurX
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AtariKidX thread....lololol

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#37 DocSanchez
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@Bread_or_Decide: what does any of that have to do with this? Moron. I'm bi, so what? WTF does that have to do with the games I play? Don't speak for me.

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#38 xantufrog  Moderator
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This looks ... unenjoyable. Some of the other ones look like entertaining little diversions, though.

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@iandizion713 said:

@aigis: Im guessing you dont like playing with babies either. Its an acquired taste.

Yeah, babies and tablets have so much in common. Go back to Twitter, Mister Trump. We don't need your alternative facts here.

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#40 osan0
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wait? so people dont cradle their fav gaming device and put it to sleep at the end of the day? just me then? .....meh. whos a good laptop? whos a good laptop? buttons is a good laptop. yes it is..its sooo good. awww dont let that bully doom get the better of ye...your a good gaming laptop.

...ahem. so its a 1-2 switch mini game? eh...ive seen worse in warioware. for a minute there i thought nintendo made a whole game around putting a baby to sleep. if this puts you off getting a platform simply because it exists then you must really worry about what others think of your platform.

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#41 KBFloYd
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lol that's awesome.

its going to bring the lols when our family plays it.

this is the kind of easy shit that made wii sports popular. good job nintendo.

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@aigis said:
@Bread_or_Decide said:

Nope, only tough straight white male gamers must be given games to play. No one else is allowed to enjoy their hobby but them.

Why even take it there? Literally has nothing to do with anything

Yeah, that was totally unnecessary. Granted, I don't have a problem with the mini-game at hand. Can it be interpreted as creepy to some? Of course, so, no need to try it in that case. There's plenty of others that can appeal or not appeal to you. Some are meant to be quirky and weird and can appeal to how weird parties can become. Just depends on your tastes; and if there's no appeal, no need to get it. The mini-game is probably meant to appeal more to women (not saying men can't enjoy it).

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#43 Pedro
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As I have said before.

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#44  Edited By GameboyTroy
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Its like they turned dumb as a console maker but most of the games they make are properly made. Its mind-boggling.

They're going from one underpowered system to another underpowered system. The Switch being not that much stronger than the Wii U which launched in 2012 is embarrassing.

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#45  Edited By snapcrackleNpop
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Nothing wrong with Nintendo showing off a game designed for mass appeal made for everyone and anyone ... Its why the other two systems went the entertainment route ... to appeal to everyone whos a casual gamer or non gamer

The difference for Nintendo is everyone who buys the Switch is buying it for video games ... you can't say that about ps4 or xbox one

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#46  Edited By PsychoLemons
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I see that you still have a stroke, TC.

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#47 super600  Moderator
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That 1-2 Switch minigame is kinda weird, but I don't really care much about it. There are going to be minigames in 1-2 Switch that some people don't like.

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#48 Flyincloud1116
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Wow.. just wow...

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#49  Edited By AzatiS
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@AtariKidX: WTF is this ? Hahaha , for real now is this a game or a promotion or ?

!? It cant be for real ..

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#50 superbuuman
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Umm..No just No..