When i go to the GYM everyday pumping Iron as usual, ppl often asks me do i play games.. I'm like yeah i have a 360 and play Gears of War. and they be like "Dude Your Cool", I'm like yeah I am...TBH cool play 360 that's a Fact and when im playing halo 3 & talking on the headset i'm usually like so what are you guys doing tonite?..they say" man just going to the club,dating supermodel Girlfriends,beating up the nerds,getting drunk,DUIs" and i be like Yeah im like you Guys the Same.Frat boys,hot ppl and celebs(soulja boy,zac efron,ashley tisdale,rihanna,fallout boy,rise against,bill gates..ETC) play 360.
and when i see these pale,fat,greasy,hairy kids playing there PS3, i feel sry for them Because when hot chicks pass by they ignore them and still play MGSIV and there PS3.
Tbh i think PS3 fans have wet dreams about solid snake ,cuz they talk about him 24/7 solid snake is my hero...snake has a big package,solid this ,solid that,solid on top,solid's hot i want his solid snake...and these fatties talk about there trophies..like i give a crap.and dont get me started with PSN ID thats a pansy name i bet ps3 users say"Oh!pardon will you kindly give me your PSn ID Dear."WTF? us 360 gamers will say "Yo bro whats ur gamertag homie!"we toast beers ,Bahng our hot model GFs.
Who Agrees with my 360 is a Cool man's system ?
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