Like hell I care though.
What are your favorite video game dudes and dudettes?
Dude:
Dreamy eyes. Incredible physique. Likes saying "crap". It's hard to dislike Nathan Drake, unless you're, like, really, really straight. Nathan is a lot of fun.
Dudette:
Does this really need an explanation? She's only the queen of gaming. Fucking A'. She doesn't give a ****. You kidnap my girlfriend? I suddenly stop being a prude about shooting people and take down all of ya'll, and an ancient Japanese civilization!
Lara fucking Croft, sluts.
But what about you? DO YOU NOT LIKE VIRTUAL CHARACTERS? Seriously though, give me something, except that run-off-the-mill answer. Nobody cares you're an eunuch.
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