25 reasons why the WII WILL FLOP

I can give you 3-4 million (and counting) reasons why it will notfugwit

1. Their games are kiddy(wich one? I don't see any...or maybe you mean "viva pinata")
2. The Wii (lol @ the name) is a gimmick and will stop selling in a few more months like the Dreamcast(teh fortune teller!)
3. No third party wants to touch the Wii with a ten foot pole.(BS!)
4. My Cellphone has better graphics than the Wii.(no it doesn't)
5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are.(I'm just stunned)
6. $250 is expensive for a Gamecube with a TV Remote attached to it.(hmmm. nope!)
7. Casuals dislike the Wii because no GTA.(GTA is overrated, try CS:S)
8. Kids dislike the Wii because no GTA.(kids shouldn't be allowed to play GTA)
9. Adults dislike the Wii because no GTA.(real adults don't like GTA because we are mature)
9. Still using friend codes. :lol: (yeah, friend codes suck)
10. Virtual console games are very expensive. ($5-$10)(compared to what?)
11. Online sucks compared to PS3.(lol)
12. Causes head injuries.(only for mouth-breathers!)
13. Hundreds of people sue Nintendo because of above mentioned head injuries.(?)
14. Also causes foot injuries.(okay I'm going to skip the injuries part)
15. And chest injuries.
16. And hand injuries.
17. Will also break your TV.(not mine!)
18. Still uses batteries. :lol:(oh, teh ancient technology!)
19. DS flopped so Wii will too.(DS is murdering PSP as it should)
20. Nintendo always rehashes. More Mario, Zelda, and  Metroid.(as you wait for MGS 4 and FFXIII)
21. None of Nintendo's games will ever be AAA(too late noob!)
22. Very few of Nintendo's game will be AA.(too late noob!)
23. Stupid name that no one likes.(PS3 lolzers!)
24. Internet browser sucks.
25. No HD.(HD is cool but not everyone's got it yet)

LOL @ sheep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

ZombieDucky

[QUOTE="fugwit"]I can give you 3-4 million (and counting) reasons why it will notZombieDucky

I hope this is a joke topic...if it isn't (or even if it is), I look forward to seeing sheep owning you.

21. None of Nintendo's games will ever be AAAZombieDucky

I can give you 3-4 million (and counting) reasons why it will notfugwit

1. Their games are kiddy-re:uc , project hamer gta and disaster say different
2. The Wii (lol @ the name) is a gimmick and will stop selling in a few more months like the Dreamcast-it could happen, but it probably wont
3. No third party wants to touch the Wii with a ten foot pole.-troll
4. My Cellphone has better graphics than the Wii.-ignorant troll
5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are.-unimaginal troll
6. $250 is expensive for a Gamecube with a TV Remote attached to it.-stop trolling
7. Casuals dislike the Wii because no GTA.-capcom says different
8. Kids dislike the Wii because no GTA.-kids are ignorant fools
9. Adults dislike the Wii because no GTA.-bt adults you mean older kids
9. Still using friend codes. :lol:-gotten better
10. Virtual console games are very expensive. ($5-$10)
11. Online sucks compared to PS3.-no
12. Causes head injuries.-no
13. Hundreds of people sue Nintendo because of above mentioned head injuries.-fool
14. Also causes foot injuries.-no
15. And chest injuries.-no
16. And hand injuries.-no
17. Will also break your TV.-fools
18. Still uses batteries. :lol:-k
19. DS flopped so Wii will too.-wow!
20. Nintendo always rehashes. More Mario, Zelda, and  Metroid.-no
21. None of Nintendo's games will ever be AAA-zelda,wario ware
22. Very few of Nintendo's game will be AA.-no
23. Stupid name that no one likes.-i do u fail
24. Internet browser sucks.- some sites are slw but over all its a great browser
25. No HD.-not a standard on tv

LOL @ sheep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

ZombieDucky

Lol funny thread. Why can't anybody tell sarcasm in this forum?Metroid_Time

[QUOTE="ZombieDucky"]1. Their games are kiddy(wich one? I don't see any...or maybe you mean "viva pinata")
2. The Wii (lol @ the name) is a gimmick and will stop selling in a few more months like the Dreamcast(teh fortune teller!)
3. No third party wants to touch the Wii with a ten foot pole.(BS!)
4. My Cellphone has better graphics than the Wii.(no it doesn't)
5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are.(I'm just stunned)
6. $250 is expensive for a Gamecube with a TV Remote attached to it.(hmmm. nope!)
7. Casuals dislike the Wii because no GTA.(GTA is overrated, try CS:S)
8. Kids dislike the Wii because no GTA.(kids shouldn't be allowed to play GTA)
9. Adults dislike the Wii because no GTA.(real adults don't like GTA because we are mature)
9. Still using friend codes. :lol: (yeah, friend codes suck)
10. Virtual console games are very expensive. ($5-$10)(compared to what?)
11. Online sucks compared to PS3.(lol)
12. Causes head injuries.(only for mouth-breathers!)
13. Hundreds of people sue Nintendo because of above mentioned head injuries.(?)
14. Also causes foot injuries.(okay I'm going to skip the injuries part)
15. And chest injuries.
16. And hand injuries.
17. Will also break your TV.(not mine!)
18. Still uses batteries. :lol:(oh, teh ancient technology!)
19. DS flopped so Wii will too.(DS is murdering PSP as it should)
20. Nintendo always rehashes. More Mario, Zelda, and  Metroid.(as you wait for MGS 4 and FFXIII)
21. None of Nintendo's games will ever be AAA(too late noob!)
22. Very few of Nintendo's game will be AA.(too late noob!)
23. Stupid name that no one likes.(PS3 lolzers!)
24. Internet browser sucks.
25. No HD.(HD is cool but not everyone's got it yet)

LOL @ sheep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nova_Mongoose

[QUOTE="Nova_Mongoose"][QUOTE="ZombieDucky"]1. Their games are kiddy(wich one? I don't see any...or maybe you mean "viva pinata")
2. The Wii (lol @ the name) is a gimmick and will stop selling in a few more months like the Dreamcast(teh fortune teller!)
3. No third party wants to touch the Wii with a ten foot pole.(BS!)
4. My Cellphone has better graphics than the Wii.(no it doesn't)
5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are.(I'm just stunned)
6. $250 is expensive for a Gamecube with a TV Remote attached to it.(hmmm. nope!)
7. Casuals dislike the Wii because no GTA.(GTA is overrated, try CS:S)
8. Kids dislike the Wii because no GTA.(kids shouldn't be allowed to play GTA)
9. Adults dislike the Wii because no GTA.(real adults don't like GTA because we are mature)
9. Still using friend codes. :lol: (yeah, friend codes suck)
10. Virtual console games are very expensive. ($5-$10)(compared to what?)
11. Online sucks compared to PS3.(lol)
12. Causes head injuries.(only for mouth-breathers!)
13. Hundreds of people sue Nintendo because of above mentioned head injuries.(?)
14. Also causes foot injuries.(okay I'm going to skip the injuries part)
15. And chest injuries.
16. And hand injuries.
17. Will also break your TV.(not mine!)
18. Still uses batteries. :lol:(oh, teh ancient technology!)
19. DS flopped so Wii will too.(DS is murdering PSP as it should)
20. Nintendo always rehashes. More Mario, Zelda, and Metroid.(as you wait for MGS 4 and FFXIII)
21. None of Nintendo's games will ever be AAA(too late noob!)
22. Very few of Nintendo's game will be AA.(too late noob!)
23. Stupid name that no one likes.(PS3 lolzers!)
24. Internet browser sucks.
25. No HD.(HD is cool but not everyone's got it yet)

LOL @ sheep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

beinss

[QUOTE="Metroid_Time"]Lol funny thread. Why can't anybody tell sarcasm in this forum?playwithfire17

[QUOTE="playwithfire17"][QUOTE="Metroid_Time"]Lol funny thread. Why can't anybody tell sarcasm in this forum?tommy12321

[QUOTE="fugwit"]I can give you 3-4 million (and counting) reasons why it will notZombieDucky

[QUOTE="beinss"][QUOTE="Nova_Mongoose"][QUOTE="ZombieDucky"]1. Their games are kiddy(wich one? I don't see any...or maybe you mean "viva pinata")
2. The Wii (lol @ the name) is a gimmick and will stop selling in a few more months like the Dreamcast(teh fortune teller!)
3. No third party wants to touch the Wii with a ten foot pole.(BS!)
4. My Cellphone has better graphics than the Wii.(no it doesn't)
5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are.(I'm just stunned)
6. $250 is expensive for a Gamecube with a TV Remote attached to it.(hmmm. nope!)
7. Casuals dislike the Wii because no GTA.(GTA is overrated, try CS:S)
8. Kids dislike the Wii because no GTA.(kids shouldn't be allowed to play GTA)
9. Adults dislike the Wii because no GTA.(real adults don't like GTA because we are mature)
9. Still using friend codes. :lol: (yeah, friend codes suck)
10. Virtual console games are very expensive. ($5-$10)(compared to what?)
11. Online sucks compared to PS3.(lol)
12. Causes head injuries.(only for mouth-breathers!)
13. Hundreds of people sue Nintendo because of above mentioned head injuries.(?)
14. Also causes foot injuries.(okay I'm going to skip the injuries part)
15. And chest injuries.
16. And hand injuries.
17. Will also break your TV.(not mine!)
18. Still uses batteries. :lol:(oh, teh ancient technology!)
19. DS flopped so Wii will too.(DS is murdering PSP as it should)
20. Nintendo always rehashes. More Mario, Zelda, and Metroid.(as you wait for MGS 4 and FFXIII)
21. None of Nintendo's games will ever be AAA(too late noob!)
22. Very few of Nintendo's game will be AA.(too late noob!)
23. Stupid name that no one likes.(PS3 lolzers!)
24. Internet browser sucks.
25. No HD.(HD is cool but not everyone's got it yet)

LOL @ sheep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

ZombieDucky

lol..u must have a nice ass cell phone thenaeminjnb2006

 5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are. --- "who nintendo are".....that is some excellent vocabulary you have going on there......Nintendo practically invented gaming!!!  Everybody knows Nintendo......I don't know why you would say that they are unknown...  

 11. Online sucks compared to PS3. --- Online has not been released to the public yet so you have no say in how good the online service is.......and considering how much of a joke PS3's online service is.......Nintendo (even if they tried) couldn't do much worse

12. Causes head injuries. 13. Hundreds of people sue Nintendo because of above mentioned head injuries. 14. Also causes foot injuries. 15. And chest injuries. 16. And hand injuries. 17. Will also break your TV. --- The people who injure themselves playing the Wii are obviously noobs!!!  They are too stupid to hold onto the controller and too stupid to not use the strap........same goes with all the noobs who throw the controller through their TV.

 19. DS flopped so Wii will too. --- Do I even have to say anything?  I don't even begin to fathom how it is possible to see that DS was a flop?  So when Nintendo destroys Sony AGAIN in sales.......I guess you'll still call Wii a flop........stats prove points:roll:

20. Nintendo always rehashes. More Mario, Zelda, and Metroid. --- Why not re-hash games that are fun....they sell, and are the best games..........I guess they should stop making Final Fantasy's as well then eh?

 24. Internet browser sucks. --- Belive me.......it is great.........I was on the internet on it for over 2 hours today....watching episodes of South Part on Youtube and whatnot......and it is faster then what you would think.......considering it is free........plus.......total bonus.....no history!!!

BUMP!!!!!!!!! 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

take a look at what some of you were saying!!

[QUOTE="aeminjnb2006"]lol..u must have a nice ass cell phone thenZombieDucky

iphones are out on June 29, from what I heard. I think you're joking.

"5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are."

No one ever!!!! He is right!!! Nintendo??? Never heard of it.

Casuals hate Wii because of no GTA? Unreasonable list there. Also everyone knows what Nintendo is

26. It cant hold an erection.

1. Their games are kiddy
2. The Wii (lol @ the name) is a gimmick and will stop selling in a few more months like the Dreamcast
3. No third party wants to touch the Wii with a ten foot pole.
4. My Cellphone has better graphics than the Wii.
5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are.
6. $250 is expensive for a Gamecube with a TV Remote attached to it.
7. Casuals dislike the Wii because no GTA.
8. Kids dislike the Wii because no GTA.
9. Adults dislike the Wii because no GTA.
9. Still using friend codes. :lol:
10. Virtual console games are very expensive. ($5-$10)
11. Online sucks compared to PS3.
12. Causes head injuries.
13. Hundreds of people sue Nintendo because of above mentioned head injuries.
14. Also causes foot injuries.
15. And chest injuries.
16. And hand injuries.
17. Will also break your TV.
18. Still uses batteries. :lol:
19. DS flopped so Wii will too.
20. Nintendo always rehashes. More Mario, Zelda, and Metroid.
21. None of Nintendo's games will ever be AAA
22. Very few of Nintendo's game will be AA.
23. Stupid name that no one likes.
24. Internet browser sucks.
25. No HD.

LOL @ sheep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

ZombieDucky

You should call this thread "25 reasons I just got self owned"

1. Their games are kiddy
2. The Wii (lol @ the name) is a gimmick and will stop selling in a few more months like the Dreamcast
3. No third party wants to touch the Wii with a ten foot pole.
4. My Cellphone has better graphics than the Wii.
5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are.
6. $250 is expensive for a Gamecube with a TV Remote attached to it.
7. Casuals dislike the Wii because no GTA.
8. Kids dislike the Wii because no GTA.
9. Adults dislike the Wii because no GTA.
9. Still using friend codes. :lol:
10. Virtual console games are very expensive. ($5-$10)
11. Online sucks compared to PS3.
12. Causes head injuries.
13. Hundreds of people sue Nintendo because of above mentioned head injuries.
14. Also causes foot injuries.
15. And chest injuries.
16. And hand injuries.
17. Will also break your TV.
18. Still uses batteries. :lol:
19. DS flopped so Wii will too.
20. Nintendo always rehashes. More Mario, Zelda, and  Metroid.
21. None of Nintendo's games will ever be AAA
22. Very few of Nintendo's game will be AA.
23. Stupid name that no one likes.
24. Internet browser sucks.
25. No HD.

LOL @ sheep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

ZombieDucky

[QUOTE="ZombieDucky"]1. Their games are kiddy
2. The Wii (lol @ the name) is a gimmick and will stop selling in a few more months like the Dreamcast
3. No third party wants to touch the Wii with a ten foot pole.
4. My Cellphone has better graphics than the Wii.
5. No one has ever heard of who Nintendo are.
6. $250 is expensive for a Gamecube with a TV Remote attached to it.
7. Casuals dislike the Wii because no GTA.
8. Kids dislike the Wii because no GTA.
9. Adults dislike the Wii because no GTA.
9. Still using friend codes. :lol:
10. Virtual console games are very expensive. ($5-$10)
11. Online sucks compared to PS3.
12. Causes head injuries.
13. Hundreds of people sue Nintendo because of above mentioned head injuries.
14. Also causes foot injuries.
15. And chest injuries.
16. And hand injuries.
17. Will also break your TV.
18. Still uses batteries. :lol:
19. DS flopped so Wii will too.
20. Nintendo always rehashes. More Mario, Zelda, and Metroid.
21. None of Nintendo's games will ever be AAA
22. Very few of Nintendo's game will be AA.
23. Stupid name that no one likes.
24. Internet browser sucks.
25. No HD.

LOL @ sheep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Grodus5

LAMO! 

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or a blind fanboy.t2wave

From some of the posts I've seen him make, I'd say it's the latter. :roll: 

Here's one reason why it won't.

The sales are through the roof and is embarassing the Sony brand name showing that no matter how firm of a hold you once had on the market,  you can easily lose it.  If ANY company will fail this gen,   Sony's the big dog for that title.  :lol:

At #18,  all wireless controllers need batteries to work :lol:. Unless they use solar power or wind power.

This is a joke, right?

I don't have a Wii, and I don't really like it all that much, but this was another ignorant post.
You and Mr. Killzone should have coffee some time.