LAUGH IT UP!

This is where I will post a PS3 game screenshot and you will tell me what the characters in the screenshot are saying.Feel free to rate which is the funniest one. 1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest. Each picture rating ends withing 3 days prior to release.And remeber, have fun, have laughter, enjoyandPlay B3yond.

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3.) When posting multiple jokes, keep it in one post.

4.) Enjoy and Play B3yond.

Snake: Is that...Liquid?!

PMC- "Uhh...Mr. Snake. I swear there's nothing in my pants. I replaced it with nanomachines."

Snake- "Call me SOLID. Nothing in your pants eh? We'll see about that..OH SNAP! You were right...At least I found the shut down button."

(Crotch grab and TKO!)

Snake : He is not Solid Snake!

PMC: sorry but I'm all out of ammo!

Snake: "So I tell him that's no hydroxyl ion that's my wife!"

Boy am I hilarious. I am just too funny.

PMC thinking: Please don't grab my crunch. Please don't grab my crunch. Please don't grab my crunch.

Snake:I'm so gonna grab his crunch.

Snake: Your snake is very...solid.

Snake: Your snake is very...solid.

PMC: Help! I need an adult! I need an Adult!

Snake: What have we got here? (sniffs)

PMC: Holy Crap! Now they use snakes to find cokane!

snake : paramedic I've found a new one eyed snake , how does it taste?

paramedic : Well Snake theres only one way to find out.

Snake: What's the time Mr. Wolf?

PMC: Dinnertime! *Eats Snake*

Snake: WOW you guys look a lot more realistic in MGS4!

PMC: Yea I do my pa... wait what?

Snake: Why do you have your hands up?

PMC: Dude, why you looking at my crunch~!

Snake: ...

PMC: My face is up here...

Snake: ...(shakes head)...what?

PMC: Man, my crotch hurts.

Snake: You should get that checked out, it looks real bad.

PMC: Just get your hands off me, I'm straight!

PMC: what are you staring at???

Snake: oh sorry i got lost in your crotc... i mean eyes! eyes! i was lost in your...im gay

Snake: Put your hands up, and unzip your fly!

PMC: No, no, anything but that!

Snake: Now I will make you gay!

PMC: Wait... you said you where gonna give me lots of candy!

Snake: damn... can't find them, its gonna have to wait

Snake: Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

PMC: You don't have to be straight to be in the military.

Snake: Do you wanna get breakfast or something?

PMC: "Sir, I swear, she told me she was 18. I wasn't going to do anything anyway"

Snake: "What exactly are you doing here then?"

Snake: :D

PMC: :P

snake: hmmm which part of the body should i cut first and BBQ?

PMC: pick the thighs, pick the thighs!

Snak: Are these the pants from the Macy's sale?

PMC: yea 50% 0ff

Snake: I love that material oh and they fit rather nicely i might add.

PMC :D

Snak: Are these the pants from the Macy's sale?

PMC: yea 50% 0ff

Snake: I love that material oh and they fit rather nicely i might add.

PMC :D

kamuix

nice one, i was actually thinking of that, damnit, i didnt think it would be funny, guess i was wrong lol

snake::shock:

PMC: ;)

snake::D

PMC::oops:

SNAKE::twisted:

PMC::cry:

PLAYER::|

snake::shock:

PMC: ;)

snake::D

PMC::oops:

SNAKE::twisted:

PMC::cry:

PLAYER::|

PowerCharged

Oh My God! PRICELESS!HAHAHAHA!

snake::shock:

PMC: ;)

snake::D

PMC::oops:

SNAKE::twisted:

PMC::cry:

PLAYER::|

PowerCharged

Best one yet.....

snake: don't move a muscle you have a grenade tied to your ****!!!

Snake:Is that "mayonaise"on your pants?

PMC:Maybe.

Snake:Is that "mayonaise"on your pants?

PMC:Maybe.

Vyse_Legends

lol

Snake: hi

PMC: hi

.....

PMC: uh what are you doing?

Snake: nothing... its..its nothing.

PMC: ok.

......

PMC: seriously though waht are you doing?

Snake *being bored while searching pmc* : Cool Hwip? Cool Whip? Cool Hwip? Cool Whip?

PMC: It's Cool Whip! :x

Snake *being bored while searching pmc* : Cool Hwip? Cool Whip? Cool Hwip? Cool Whip?

PMC: It's Cool Whip! :x

SikKwuN

lol

PMC: no! no david blane, no!

Snake: let me do one more trick.

Snake: i will giv you $100.

PMC: *gasp* i can buy that green scarf!

Snake: i know!

PMC: david blane, what are you doing?

Snake: is this your card?

PMC: what the F?!!!

PMC: what the F??????!?!?!

Snake: *looks at camera*

PMC: david blane, what are you doing?

Snake: is this your card?

PMC: what the F?!!!

PMC: what the F??????!?!?!

Snake: *looks at camera*

Rikusaki

LMFAO. you demon.

Snake: Um, is that the frank or the beans?

PMC: I don't know, both I guess.

*Second PMC pops head in room*: Franks and beans! Franks and beans!

[QUOTE="Rikusaki"]

PMC: david blane, what are you doing?

Snake: is this your card?

PMC: what the F?!!!

PMC: what the F??????!?!?!

Snake: *looks at camera*

SikKwuN

LMFAO. you demon.

lol