Most Memorable Videogame Quotes

C&C Renegade while driving in truck

Dr. Mobius: Pig!

Havok:Cow!

Dr. Mobius: Imbecil!

Havok: No. Cow!!

Glen you are such a marshmallow!- Cyrus (Chrono Trigger)

I don't really want to mess up my blade- Manny Calevera (Grim Fandango)

I have a whole bunch, but im too lazy to do more right now

My favotite by far is Minsc from the BG series here are a few:

"There is no hope of ever separating Minsc and Boo. Boo is small and evasive, and there is ever so much of Minsc to search!"

"Terrible hamster justice shall be wreaked upon you!"

"Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard-to-reach places."

"Evil beware! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a HAMSTER!"

"This behavior will not be tolerated. Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!"

"Evil 'round every corner. Careful not to step in any."

Tom

"Anyway, what's the penalty for necrophilia in Cyrodiil? " - The Elder Scrolls 4: Obliviondtroupe2

Vampire Bloodlines: Jack's Thoughts on the Sabbat.

"ffft, the sabbat are worthless, fake t**s on a zombie worthless. Kinda fun to watch though, like the 3 Stooges with chainsaws."

Firefly Studios' Stronghold had the best quotes in a strategy game:

"Let them burn!" - Flaming Archers

"This armor's heavy." - Pikemen whining

"The new jester is really funny." - Jester

My personal favorite is in Stronghold: Crusader.  Firefly rewarded all of us who beta tested the game by having the voice actor record a greeting for each of us.  When we type in our user name, the game greets us specifically.  Mine says "Greetings Lord Tigger".  I still have the .wav file. 

Some others for you strategy gamers:

"Burn this village, my lord?" - Lords of the Realm III

"Thank you, enjoy your purchase." - Bentusi in Homeworld

"Sool sool!" - The Sims

Miscellaneous:

"Come on, honey... let’s get hopping!" - Bunny the prostitute in Arcanum

"@#$% rookie!" - SWAT 4 when you shoot one of your own men.

"She's got a body built for the bedroom." - Vampire, The Masquerade: Bloodlines

"Tango down!" - Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear

"Wow!  It's just like a videogame!  A very well-made videogame!" - Armed and Dangerous

Am I gonna have to be the one to say it?

I guess I am....

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYY JENNNNNNNNNNNkinnnnnnnnnnnnnnns!"

A couple from No One Lives Forever 1:

Middle-Eastern Salesman: "You look like you need a monkey!!"

HARM Guard: "Everyone down, hard rain is falling!"

Cate Archer: "I hope when they find the bastard, they put a boot up his arse for good measure"

Joshua6609

That's fabulous, I HAVE to play these games.

"Shall I eat my Poo?"
-My creature in Black & White 2.
MasterChief1013

HAHAHHAHA that was funny.

remeber this?

"I am weak plz don't kill me" MP AOE 1? i think number 7? i can't really remember.

your face, your ass, what's the difference?

let god sort em out -duke nukem

yeah, it's all in the wrist - serious sam

not even death can save you from me - diablo in diablo 2

• "AK47's for everyone! (Crowd Cheers in Background YAAAY!)" C&C Generals, when using the GLA arm the mob upgrade"
• "Don't fowget your bewrongings" C&C Generals China troopcrawer unloading
• As long as we're on the strategy theme, any unit reporting line from Company of Heroes.

"Heh, Let's play your favorite **** game, Jons.  Who's the better killer?"  Riddick -- (Escape from Butcher Bay, seconds before Riddick knocks out Jons, commadeers the escape ship, and flies it into Hoxie's office).

"The ground quakes with the anger of the people. Their cries echo in the heavens. Now is the time for this to end." -- (Suikoden I, seconds before a military charge).

 Both good quotes.  But the best game dialouge, ever, comes from the sad and best ending of Suikoden II:

[NOTE: Then teleport to Kyaro then head out and go to Tenzan pass northwest from your
       position and meet Jowy in the cliff where the two of you promise to go back there
       if the two of your is still alive.]

JOWY: "Hero..... you came."

JOWY: "Just like you promised.... Here we are... Here once again..."

JOWY: "This is where our journey began. You and I walked along the same path for so long
      together but this where they began to diverge..."

JOWY: "But... I have no regrets."

JOWY: "But if I did, it would be that I had to betray the city-state and assasinate Lady
      Anabelle."

JOWY: "You and I were a lot alike..... We were both aiming for the same thing,
      But I just...."

JOWY: "At the highland camp, after I let you both escape ahead, I was captured and met
      Luca Blight again."

JOWY: "I hated him from the beginning, It's true but I think I admired his strength a
      little bit too...."

JOWY: "I thought if I was that strong, I could protect everyone and I could dreate a
      gentle world where nobody would ever be hurt."

JOWY: "But..."

JOWY: "No... Forget about it."

JOWY: "This is a battle between the King of highland and the leader of the [name] army.
      This is truely... the final battle."

HERO: [1]"I guess you're right..."
      [2]"We don't need to fight."

[NOTE: Choose the first option.]

JOWY: "Yeah...."

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AFTER THE DUEL
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JOWY: "That's right... Hero. good. now this war will finally end."

JOWY: "Hero.... hold up your right hand..."

JOWY: "I was watching you all the time... Remember, these two rune
      were once on you know....."

JOWY: "Peace is a beautiful thing... even if it comes... at the end of a long,
      brutal war....."

JOWY: "It may seem like all is lost, but we'll always have memories..."

JOWY: "Forgive me.... Hero.... I sent many men to their deaths... no one knows,
      pain of that more than I do...."

JOWY: "But.... just as i thought.... you had no choice.... you had to defeat me."

JOWY: "A glorious Hero defeats an evil king...."

JOWY: "The people will all talk and sins about your heroic rise to fame and forget
      the horrors and the sins of war...."

JOWY: "The defeationg soldiers too will feel comforted by the fact that they were
      defeated by a Hero and deceived by n evil king..."

[NOTE: After the combination of the two runes.]

JOWY: "Hero.... I want you to..... became a great leader....."

JOWY: "Hold on dearly to this peace that we fought so hard for. the rune.... It will
      lend you it's power, I'm sure of it..."

JOWY: "Farewell..... my friend..... Hero....."

[NOTE: after he dies in your arms the same scenes you'll see in the ending #1.]

Best.  Quotes.  Ever.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all outta gum. - Duke Nukem

            
MythPro1

on your knees or i will f##king shoot u haha vegas will rock

Max 1: " They were all dead the final gunshot was an explanation to the..." Im sorry i cant remember it! plz finish this line!!!

Most of the lines on LOK:Soul Reaver series the storyline is so well made... The ending of defiance was so good...

"But I want more" - guybrush

"Just call me... kakolookiyam" - PoP:SoT

"Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction, but i have seen the face of time, and I can tell you: They are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am or why I say this. Sit down, and I will tell you a story like none you have ever heard" - Prince - PoP SoT-TTT

"Hello Twinsen" - Bob "Hello Bob" - Twinsen

"Would you help me cure my injured Dinofly?" Twinsen's Odissey

3. Fire em up   (Starcraft : Firbat )

2. Hail to the King Baby ( DukeNukem 3d)

1.  FATALITY ( Mortal Kombat ).