Your most embarrassing moment

I have many... and by some twist of fate, there was always a female nearby to laugh. :(

I'm just that lucky.:)

This happened yesterday, i feel like a jerk.

I was visiting my friend at college, and i texted my gf that i couldn't see her because my friend wouldn't let me leave. He somehow got the text, cause my phone is a piece. Pretty awkward, he was pretty mad about it. I tried explaining that i just used him as an excuse, but thats not really pleasant either....

hummer700

Sorry, but that made me :lol:. That's a pretty rough situation.

When i peed my self in elementry school.

I also peed on my self in the washroom in elementry school before, i ran home and never told anyone >_>
I just told my mom i spilled water on my pants :lol:
joshrocks2245

Recently, I was at the GS PS3 forums and someone posted a thread about sum news on.. a video game ( i can't remember what it is now ) but anywho, the supervisor was walking behind me when I clicked on the link. It was a pr0n suicide, there was a picture of a girl's woo hoo. :cry:

I'm not 100% sure he saw it; he didn't say anything.

I was sitting in my grade twelve english class and I asked to go to the potty. That was embarrasing. I dont even know why i said potty.... But it got me my first date so that was cool:P

It's far to embarressing, so i don't feel like sharing >.>

[QUOTE="hummer700"]

This happened yesterday, i feel like a jerk.

I was visiting my friend at college, and i texted my gf that i couldn't see her because my friend wouldn't let me leave. He somehow got the text, cause my phone is a piece. Pretty awkward, he was pretty mad about it. I tried explaining that i just used him as an excuse, but thats not really pleasant either....

SaugaGames

Sorry, but that made me :lol:. That's a pretty rough situation.

My brother's friend was using my brothers phone to text his girlfriend, and he wanted to go watch a movie so his friends like "Well, Zach is taking his phone back", and she got pissed at Zach lmao.

[QUOTE="joshrocks2245"]When i peed my self in elementry school.

I also peed on my self in the washroom in elementry school before, i ran home and never told anyone >_>
I just told my mom i spilled water on my pants :lol:
DigitalExile

lol I actually peed on my self standing up >_>
So i don't stand up anymore in the washroom, cause i'm afraid i would do the same thing again D:

It's far to embarressing, so i don't feel like sharing >.>

123625

Aw c'mon! You gotta now! *nods* :D

When i peed my self in elementry school.

I also peed on my self in the washroom in elementry school before, i ran home and never told anyone >_>
I just told my mom i spilled water on my pants :lol:
joshrocks2245

I was in the end of 8th grade and we had just finished a big test and the teacher was letting us take restroom breaks so she lets my row go and my friend and I go to the bathroom and I finish so I go wash my hands and I dry my hands off and then my friend turns around and he has piss all down his jeans :lol: :lol: :lol: I bust out laughing and and Im like "Dude, you pissed yourself!" and he's like "OMFG OMFG OMFG, I didnt even notice!!!!!" and then he starts crying, which being the prick I am, just made me laugh even harder so he tells me to tell the teacher that he needed to go to the nurse and we walk out the door and right when we walk out the door its time for courses to change and he sprints off to the nurses office and as he rounds the corner I hear a group of 6th graders bust out laughing at him :lol: Oh man, Ill never forget that!

[QUOTE="joshrocks2245"]When i peed my self in elementry school.

I also peed on my self in the washroom in elementry school before, i ran home and never told anyone >_>
I just told my mom i spilled water on my pants :lol:
Matt-4542

I was in the end of 8th grade and we had just finished a big test and the teacher was letting us take restroom breaks so she lets my row go and my friend and I go to the bathroom and I finish so I go wash my hands and I dry my hands off and then my friend turns around and he has piss all down his jeans :lol: :lol: :lol: I bust out laughing and and Im like "Dude, you pissed yourself!" and he's like "OMFG OMFG OMFG, I didnt even notice!!!!!" and then he starts crying, which being the prick I am, just made me laugh even harder so he tells me to tell the teacher that he needed to go to the nurse and we walk out the door and right when we walk out the door its time for courses to change and he sprints off to the nurses office and as he rounds the corner I hear a group of 6th graders bust out laughing at him :lol: Oh man, Ill never forget that!

That part killed me. :lol:

[QUOTE="Matt-4542"]

[QUOTE="joshrocks2245"]When i peed my self in elementry school.

I also peed on my self in the washroom in elementry school before, i ran home and never told anyone >_>
I just told my mom i spilled water on my pants :lol:
SaugaGames

I was in the end of 8th grade and we had just finished a big test and the teacher was letting us take restroom breaks so she lets my row go and my friend and I go to the bathroom and I finish so I go wash my hands and I dry my hands off and then my friend turns around and he has piss all down his jeans :lol: :lol: :lol: I bust out laughing and and Im like "Dude, you pissed yourself!" and he's like "OMFG OMFG OMFG, I didnt even notice!!!!!" and then he starts crying, which being the prick I am, just made me laugh even harder so he tells me to tell the teacher that he needed to go to the nurse and we walk out the door and right when we walk out the door its time for courses to change and he sprints off to the nurses office and as he rounds the corner I hear a group of 6th graders bust out laughing at him :lol: Oh man, Ill never forget that!

That part killed me. :lol:

And we were sitting with his friend today and I just met her and she's a very pretty girl and we were just making fun of Jake for the hell of it, and I brought that incident up and Im like "So Jake, you remember your incident in 8th Grade?" and he's like "Awh dude... not here" lmao. And he has a huge crush on Taylor (His friend) and shes like "Oh please explain this!" and I tell her and she busts out laughing and Jake just looks at me with this "Im gonna effin kill you Matthew" look xD Im like "Awh dude, I love you too xD" lmfao

[QUOTE="SaugaGames"][QUOTE="Matt-4542"]

[QUOTE="joshrocks2245"]When i peed my self in elementry school.

I also peed on my self in the washroom in elementry school before, i ran home and never told anyone >_>
I just told my mom i spilled water on my pants :lol:
Matt-4542

I was in the end of 8th grade and we had just finished a big test and the teacher was letting us take restroom breaks so she lets my row go and my friend and I go to the bathroom and I finish so I go wash my hands and I dry my hands off and then my friend turns around and he has piss all down his jeans :lol: :lol: :lol: I bust out laughing and and Im like "Dude, you pissed yourself!" and he's like "OMFG OMFG OMFG, I didnt even notice!!!!!" and then he starts crying, which being the prick I am, just made me laugh even harder so he tells me to tell the teacher that he needed to go to the nurse and we walk out the door and right when we walk out the door its time for courses to change and he sprints off to the nurses office and as he rounds the corner I hear a group of 6th graders bust out laughing at him :lol: Oh man, Ill never forget that!

That part killed me. :lol:

And we were sitting with his friend today and I just met her and she's a very pretty girl and we were just making fun of Jake for the hell of it, and I brought that incident up and Im like "So Jake, you remember your incident in 8th Grade?" and he's like "Awh dude... not here" lmao. And he has a huge crush on Taylor (His friend) and shes like "Oh please explain this!" and I tell her and she busts out laughing and Jake just looks at me with this "Im gonna effin kill you Matthew" look xD Im like "Awh dude, I love you too xD" lmfao

That's awesome :lol:

As for my embarrasing moment?

Well, I went to Sadie's house and shes about 1, maybe 2 inches shorter than me and she hates it so she was walking on the sidewalk and I was walking on the side of the road to give her the satisfaction of being taller than I am and I really cant take my eyes off her when Im around her, so naturally Im not even watching where I was going. Well, I was talking to her and I stumble a bit and I catch myself before I fall and Im like "Oh damn, Im ok xP" and she laughs and I laugh too and then I guess I was walking just a bit too close to the curb and my foot hits the curb, which causes my foot to bounce infront of my other foot, which causes me to stumble onto the sidewalk right infront of her flat on my back. That was so embarassing lmao.

She's like "Omg Matthew, are you ok!" and Im like "I am now, I see up your skirt", which was a complete lie because I couldnt but I like to make her laugh so I said that and she smacked me then she kissed me xD

Ahh, good times... sweet memories x( Ill get her back.

When i peed my self in elementry school.

I also peed on my self in the washroom in elementry school before, i ran home and never told anyone >_>
I just told my mom i spilled water on my pants :lol:
joshrocks2245

As for my embarrasing moment?

Well, I went to Sadie's house and shes about 1, maybe 2 inches shorter than me and she hates it so she was walking on the sidewalk and I was walking on the side of the road to give her the satisfaction of being taller than I am and I really cant take my eyes off her when Im around her, so naturally Im not even watching where I was going. Well, I was talking to her and I stumble a bit and I catch myself before I fall and Im like "Oh damn, Im ok xP" and she laughs and I laugh too and then I guess I was walking just a bit too close to the curb and my foot hits the curb, which causes my foot to bounce infront of my other foot, which causes me to stumble onto the sidewalk right infront of her flat on my back. That was so embarassing lmao.

She's like "Omg Matthew, are you ok!" and Im like "I am now, I see up your skirt", which was a complete lie because I couldnt but I like to make her laugh so I said that and she smacked me then she kissed me xD

Ahh, good times... sweet memories x( Ill get her back.

Matt-4542

Hahahawww:lol:

I pee'd in my pants during class in first gradesmokingsbad

Same here, I also s*** my pants that year too

I can't think of one, so I'll say one of my friends.

I was hanging out with my friends and we were talking about STD's for some reason. So I told Emin that he better be careful out there, and watch out for Aids.

Emin is Armenian so he says, "Armenians can't get Aids". I was like are you serious? And he's like, yeah. Everyone starts laughing and I'm like, "LOL, wut".

He then proceeded to play it off by saying his mom told him that, but that's even worse. :lol:

Mines a little PG-13, but i'll try to keep it acceptable.

Me and some of the guys were having a sleepover, I was probably a sophmore (I'm gonna be a senior now). For some reason I get to sleep on the couch, and everyone else is on the floor. Now, I'm not sure if any of you have ever slept in jeans but it's horrible, so I took them off. All of this would've been fine if the couch wasn't made of suede. I woke up with the standard acidy breath, crusty eyes from keepign my contacts in, and stuffy nose; but I soon found out there was more. It seems in my sleep I had accidently "sowed my seed"if you will on the couch.

Then I had to explain that to my friends, but we got everythign cleaned up alright, and the parents didn't find out.

Mines a little PG-13, but i'll try to keep it acceptable.

Me and some of the guys were having a sleepover, I was probably a sophmore (I'm gonna be a senior now). For some reason I get to sleep on the couch, and everyone else is on the floor. Now, I'm not sure if any of you have ever slept in jeans but it's horrible, so I took them off. All of this would've been fine if the couch wasn't made of suede. I woke up with the standard acidy breath, crusty eyes from keepign my contacts in, and stuffy nose; but I soon found out there was more. It seems in my sleep I had accidently "sowed my seed"if you will on the couch.

Then I had to explain that to my friends, but we got everythign cleaned up alright, and the parents didn't find out.

peeviness

[QUOTE="peeviness"]

Mines a little PG-13, but i'll try to keep it acceptable.

Me and some of the guys were having a sleepover, I was probably a sophmore (I'm gonna be a senior now). For some reason I get to sleep on the couch, and everyone else is on the floor. Now, I'm not sure if any of you have ever slept in jeans but it's horrible, so I took them off. All of this would've been fine if the couch wasn't made of suede. I woke up with the standard acidy breath, crusty eyes from keepign my contacts in, and stuffy nose; but I soon found out there was more. It seems in my sleep I had accidently "sowed my seed"if you will on the couch.

Then I had to explain that to my friends, but we got everythign cleaned up alright, and the parents didn't find out.

blazinpuertoroc

option two.

[QUOTE="blazinpuertoroc"][QUOTE="peeviness"]

Mines a little PG-13, but i'll try to keep it acceptable.

Me and some of the guys were having a sleepover, I was probably a sophmore (I'm gonna be a senior now). For some reason I get to sleep on the couch, and everyone else is on the floor. Now, I'm not sure if any of you have ever slept in jeans but it's horrible, so I took them off. All of this would've been fine if the couch wasn't made of suede. I woke up with the standard acidy breath, crusty eyes from keepign my contacts in, and stuffy nose; but I soon found out there was more. It seems in my sleep I had accidently "sowed my seed"if you will on the couch.

Then I had to explain that to my friends, but we got everythign cleaned up alright, and the parents didn't find out.

peeviness

option two.

[QUOTE="peeviness"][QUOTE="blazinpuertoroc"][QUOTE="peeviness"]

Mines a little PG-13, but i'll try to keep it acceptable.

Me and some of the guys were having a sleepover, I was probably a sophmore (I'm gonna be a senior now). For some reason I get to sleep on the couch, and everyone else is on the floor. Now, I'm not sure if any of you have ever slept in jeans but it's horrible, so I took them off. All of this would've been fine if the couch wasn't made of suede. I woke up with the standard acidy breath, crusty eyes from keepign my contacts in, and stuffy nose; but I soon found out there was more. It seems in my sleep I had accidently "sowed my seed"if you will on the couch.

Then I had to explain that to my friends, but we got everythign cleaned up alright, and the parents didn't find out.

blazinpuertoroc

option two.

yeah I laughed for hours after the initial crisis was over.

why do so many people piss there pants!Squid523