You are appointed King of the World. What is your first decree?

I think I would ban all advertisers from using Beatles cover songs in their commercials. That is getting really old, really fast.

sentence the members of green day to a public death :twisted:

Ban On-Air with Ryan Seacrest. It's the source of so many problems.

Halt all research into curing AIDs and devote it to cancer research. Solve the AIDs problem by systematically killing everyone that is HIV positive.

Ban all forms of heavy metal.SolidSnake35

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]Ban all forms of heavy metal.imaps3fanboy

Halt all research into curing AIDs and devote it to cancer research. Solve the AIDs problem by systematically killing everyone that is HIV positive.

mmmwksil

Make cutting trees in the Amazon illegal (if anyone fails to comply, death awaits them. :P) and Buy stuff with my unlimited money. :P

Oh and I'll reward mass murderers with cake. Over population is getting on my nerves.

Make cutting trees in the Amazon illegal (if anyone fails to comply, death awaits them. :P) and Buy stuff with my unlimited money. :P

parkurtommo

I decree that fear should no longer be tolerated. And anyone who is afraid will be put to death.UniverseIX

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Make cutting trees in the Amazon illegal (if anyone fails to comply, death awaits them. :P) and Buy stuff with my unlimited money. :P

realguitarhero5

Make relgions pay tax like every other business.

[QUOTE="UniverseIX"]I decree that fear should no longer be tolerated. And anyone who is afraid will be put to death.gaming25

[QUOTE="UniverseIX"]I decree that fear should no longer be tolerated. And anyone who is afraid will be put to death.gaming25

I would force all of the country-western radio stations to convert to metal. I would save lives, drop alcoholism rates, save many sheep, horses and cows from unwanted sexual advances, clear the road of 90% of its unnecessary pick-up trucks, force people to adopt footwear that's much safer than cowboy boots, raise cultural and political awareness, and force Nashville into a self-destructive caniballistic cycle that will hopefully consume most of the awful "musicians" that play that ****.

I would force all of the country-western radio stations to convert to metal. I would save lives, drop alcoholism rates, save many sheep, horses and cows from unwanted sexual advances, clear the road of 90% of its unnecessary pick-up trucks, force people to adopt footwear that's much safer than cowboy boots, raise cultural and political awareness, and force Nashville into a self-destructive caniballistic cycle that will hopefully consume most of the awful "musicians" that play that ****.

OrkHammer007

'Bring me vast amounts of nefarious smoking impliments NAO! Please.'

Make several radio stations play Glee songs 24/7.

Make being stupid illegal. I'm king of the world so it doesn't apply to me.

The destruction of EA and their money hungry associates

Ban that pony show. Your tears are what power my economy.Wilfred_Owen

I hope you don't mean....

1. Divide the world into 100 mini kingdoms
2. No protests
3. Create huge land and ocean natural preserves

Make cutting trees in the Amazon illegal (if anyone fails to comply, death awaits them. :P) and Buy stuff with my unlimited money. :P

parkurtommo

WOW...

Everyone will be required to dance from 4:37PM to 4:53PM (in whatever time zone they may be in). Those who resist will be sentenced to death.

The One Commandment:

"Thou shalt bring the King of the World booze"

I would establish a brutal government and rule with an iron fist. I would cut the crap and keep it real. No political correctness, just truth.

Make everyone speak one language. Quick and painless executions, they will not be public.

No human rights group, animal rights, enviromentalists, politions, free speech. They were great when they started, but now they are twisted and out of control.

Make it so that every hour the song "party in the usa" is played all over the world loud enough for everyone to hear.

Make it so that every hour the song "party in the usa" is played all over the world loud enough for everyone to hear.

M4Ntan

Make it so that every hour the song "party in the usa" is played all over the world loud enough for everyone to hear.

M4Ntan

I'd also make having long hair illegal for men. We'd soon round up your underground rebellions then.SolidSnake35

Get ready for my rebellion. :twisted:

My first decree would be to make reading books a must for everyone. Like it or not.

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]I'd also make having long hair illegal for men. We'd soon round up your underground rebellions then.Miroku32

Get ready for my rebellion. :twisted:

My first decree would be to make reading books a must for everyone. Like it or not.

You're evil.

Ban apple from making another verson of the Iphone

Appoint a council to handle things. Ruling the world would be too much work for someone lazy like me.

Ban apple from making another verson of the Iphone

Gamingclone

I'd make Freddie Wong my Heir (in the event I die) and have Epic Meal Time guys as my official cooks. To balance that out, I'll also hire celebrity trainers to keep me fit.

HR and marketing departments shall collectively comprise no more than 10% of a company's expenditure. cybrcatter