Who would win in a chess game: Obama or Putin?

I'm gonna say Putin because writers and teleprompters can't do all the work for Obama in this instance.

P.S. I'm just making this because OT desperately needs a new topic to talk about. And why the hell can't I make a poll? I was gonna put something humorous as a poll choice but I can't because GS is all f*cked up with the format and doesn't make anything on here user friendly.

P.P.S. And I can't make a title of a topic more than 60 characters? This is BS man...

A checkers match would be more interesting.

Obama plays basketball and Putin.......masturbates while riding horses topless? I don't know what Putin does, but do either play chess all that often.

Who would win in a 1 on 1 Basketball game, Obama or Putin?

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Who cares

Uncle Vlad , obviously.

And yeah, OT really needs something fresh, I'm getting tired of these old useless threads.

None. Correct answer is Kim Jong Un

putin

"You how we keep warm in Russia... we play chess." Probably Putin.

The game would be predetermined with Obama losing, yet receiving money for the lose under the table

It's likely that neither knows how to play chess nor would any outcome result in anything more than just playing for the press.

Tc may be wrong. A computer beat a Russian chess champion, so maybe one of the White House teleprompters could beat Putin.

We have a Winner!

lol at those who actually think Putin is smart.

lol at those who actually think Obama is smart.

lol indeed. i never said that.

chess in russia is like reality tv in america

I have a hard time believing that either of them don't know how to play chess.

stereotypes clearly give the russian the victory.

also, putin would poison obama with plutonium for the f*ck of it.

Putin. Obama would have Putin in Check. Putin would have Obama shot.

Because Obama's never ordered people to be killed before...