Who was the first user to ever post in OT?

I highly doubt anyone would remember that.

God.tzar3

you have just turned this into a religion thread. *shakes fist*

God.tzar3

Nuh-uh. God doesn't have any posts.

I'd assume a mod from back then who posted a "Rules" thread.DigitalExile

That sounds pretty much spot on!

[QUOTE="tzar3"]God.Jaks_Secret

Nuh-uh. God doesn't have any posts.

[QUOTE="tzar3"]God.Jaks_Secret

Nuh-uh. God doesn't have any posts.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

You just made my day dude! :lol:

Question is...who will be the last? *cues dramatic music*

*leaves*

Question is...who will be the last? *cues dramatic music*

*leaves*

Kikouken

You left the dramatic music machine on. That stuff gets annoying after a while, you know. :evil:

Question is...who will be the last? *cues dramatic music*

*leaves*

Kikouken

The last person to hit enter before the mole men collapse the earth from below us!

Question is...who will be the last? *cues dramatic music*

*leaves*

Kikouken

*walks by*

Huh? ... Hey miss! You forgot your tape recorder!:o

God isn't into blogging yet? I thought the whole bible was supposed to be a blog of his exploits.nisshoku1729

This was before Genesis. God can bend time like that because he's, well... he's God.

[QUOTE="nisshoku1729"]God isn't into blogging yet? I thought the whole bible was supposed to be a blog of his exploits.Genetic_Code

This was before Genesis. God can bend time like that because he's, well... he's God.

But what's his son's excuse?.

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]

[QUOTE="nisshoku1729"]God isn't into blogging yet? I thought the whole bible was supposed to be a blog of his exploits.Jaks_Secret

This was before Genesis. God can bend time like that because he's, well... he's God.

But what's his son's excuse?.

He's dead. Kinda hard to get a wireless signal 6 feet under ground. duh.

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"]

[QUOTE="nisshoku1729"]God isn't into blogging yet? I thought the whole bible was supposed to be a blog of his exploits.Jaks_Secret

This was before Genesis. God can bend time like that because he's, well... he's God.

But what's his son's excuse?.

I nnever really got the whole christian religion but aren't "The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost" supposed to be different aspects of the same being?

He's dead. Kinda hard to get a wireless signal 6 feet under ground. duh.

kerrman

But he's Jesus. Can't he get his dad to help him out or something?

[QUOTE="kerrman"]

He's dead. Kinda hard to get a wireless signal 6 feet under ground. duh.

Jaks_Secret

But he's Jesus. Can't he get his dad to help him out or something?

God has troubles with computers, he isn't up to date on these kinda things. He's a little old and behind the times.

[QUOTE="kerrman"]

He's dead. Kinda hard to get a wireless signal 6 feet under ground. duh.

Jaks_Secret

But he's Jesus. Can't he get his dad to help him out or something?

[QUOTE="tzar3"]God.Jaks_Secret

Nuh-uh. God doesn't have any posts.

Thats so funny. I congratulate you.

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

Question is...who will be the last? *cues dramatic music*

*leaves*

Jaks_Secret

You left the dramatic music machine on. That stuff gets annoying after a while, you know. :evil:

It's building a suspense level over 9000.

It's building a suspense level over 9000.

Kikouken

It can't reach that level on its own. We need to enlist the help of our woodland creature friends!

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

It's building a suspense level over 9000.

Jaks_Secret

It can't reach that level on its own. We need to enlist the help of our woodland creature friends!

*scouter breaks*

Nappa: WHAT NINE ****ING THOUSAND!?

[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]

[QUOTE="tzar3"]God.black_cat19

Nuh-uh. God doesn't have any posts.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

You just made my day dude! :lol:

"God is a loner and a rebel, and as such has no contacts. Perhaps it's all just a cry for help…? Reach out to God by sending a private message. Maybe the two of you will become fast friends."

:lol: PMs: better than prayer.

[QUOTE="tzar3"]God.Jaks_Secret

Nuh-uh. God doesn't have any posts.

"God has not created a profile yet. Maybe tomorrow. Yeah, maybe God is a chronic procrastinator. Or just really, really shy. Sadly, the world may never know."

I think that is blasphemy >_>

Whoever made those accounts has to remember their login info's.

OT: "What would Jesus say?"

Jesus: "Well, *words beyond my wisdom* "

[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]

[QUOTE="tzar3"]God.fkholmes

Nuh-uh. God doesn't have any posts.

"God has not created a profile yet. Maybe tomorrow. Yeah, maybe God is a chronic procrastinator. Or just really, really shy. Sadly, the world may never know."

I think that is blasphemy >_>

:lol:

This is the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.

[QUOTE="tzar3"]God.Jaks_Secret

Nuh-uh. God doesn't have any posts.

"

Some people just don't have opinions. Like God."

:lol:

"God has contributed nothing, absolutely nothing to GameSpot. Well, that's not entirely true, since God has done us the service of registering this account and generating this blank page. Three cheers for God!"

So....the mystery continues.....

I can only think of one person who could possibly know the answer to this, and it's not anyone who's been listed here. Premier, Jody has only been with GS for about 3 years; OT has been around since... 2001 I believelMAILER_DAEMON

ok. I still think that it could've been whoever was in charge of putting that first rules sticky up, and I would be pretty sure it was an admin. Thanks though :)

[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]

[QUOTE="tzar3"]God.SuperVegeta518

Nuh-uh. God doesn't have any posts.

This is hillarious.

If we open the OT Bible, we can clearly see:

"And so it was that @d@m, the firstregistered and beloved of He who created the boards, the Lord our Mod, went up and posted on the forums. And Mod said, "Go, and name all the forum boards, and increase thy post count so that thou mayst pwn noobs."

someone's gotta hack the forums database to firgure this out