What would you wish for on your 100th birthday?

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#1 Dariency
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So you're turning 100 years old, surrounded by your family and friends and you're getting ready to blow out those birthday candles. What will be your wish on your century birthday?

My wish?

[spoiler] Death [/spoiler]

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#2 Judas_
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Death...............Sweet, sweet death...............

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#3 Fightingfan
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Assuming I'm still 100% independent, another 100 years.
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#4 the_bi99man
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I came here to say "death", but was beaten to it by the OP.

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#5 Shottayouth13-
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Death.
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#6 wis3boi
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at least ten more years of existence to see the ball drop for 2100

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#7 tocool340
Member since 2004 • 21652 Posts
Fountain of youth...
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#8 lancea34
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A lazarus pit.

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#10 deactivated-5d693385560c3
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Probably to be young again.
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#11 Barbariser
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I'd wish for myself, my friends and my family to be returned to life and good health. 

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#13 lamprey263
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private stripper party with lots of bills, and some Viagra
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#14 Gaming-Planet
Member since 2008 • 21064 Posts

To just kill me already.

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#15 lancea34
Member since 2007 • 6912 Posts

Whoao, what's with all the death wishes? You guys are depressing. :|

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#16 v13_KiiLtz
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Nice.
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#17 Praisedasun
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If I reach 100 years of life (which is highly unlikely),I will wish for some good drugs that will make me younger.

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#18 junglist101
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A BJ from a hot 18 year old.

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#19 XilePrincess
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Strippers.
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#20 DrvoJavorovo
Member since 2013 • 64 Posts

What would I wish for a 100th birthday? Well assuming it will be the future age of technology, I would probably wish for a rocket powered wheelchair.

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#21 sukraj
Member since 2008 • 27859 Posts

A birthday cake.

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#22 johnd13
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To manage to blow out the countless candles with a single blow.

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#23 FelipeInside
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The ability to siphon the life force from those around me and convert into youth-giving, life-sustaining energy, while they whither into a dry husks; their eye sockets becoming empty black pits, and their skin like grey tissue.

ALL HAIL LORD BOJANGLES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Bring me PIE!  No cupcakes!  PAIN AND SUFFERING TO CUPCAKE BEARERS!  

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#25 Ravenous_Joker
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If science is as advance as it should be I would wish for another hundred years.
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#27 Tqricardinho
Member since 2013 • 477 Posts

To live to the age of 100 is already a huge wish.

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#28 comp_atkins
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Assuming I'm still 100% independent, another 100 years. Fightingfan
yup
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#29 ferrari2001
Member since 2008 • 17772 Posts
A custom made 1980 arcade machine.
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#30 sammyjenkis898
Member since 2007 • 28392 Posts
Death.
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#31 no-scope-AK47
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To be healthly in shape and to still bang hot women till I die.

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#32 Fightingfan
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A BJ from a hot 18 year old.

junglist101
That sounds like borderline pedophilia.
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#33 deactivated-59f03d6ce656b
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A nice peaceful death, being a 100 would suck.
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#34 LordQuorthon
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#35 xdude85
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$20 and a bag of fish sticks.
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#36 CoolSkAGuy
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viagra lol
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#37 I-AM-N00B
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I'd probably be dead! But if not, I'd wish to be surrounded and adored by the worlds most beautiful women!

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#38 -Unreal-
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To be 70-80 years younger. That is if the world hasn't went to shit. Which it seems to be doing.

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#39 Dogswithguns
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For another 100 th.... )
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#40 chaplainDMK
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A giant heap of whiskey, bourbon, beer, coke and hookers. /jk Probably will be a semi vegetable so I guess I'd wish to get this over with already.
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#41 spike6958
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For my family to leave me alone so I can keep playing video games. I won't have long left so I need all my remaining time to finish as many as I can.
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#43 Netherscourge
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I will look at death and say, "NOT TODAY!"

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#44 Fightingfan
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[QUOTE="Fightingfan"][QUOTE="junglist101"]

A BJ from a hot 18 year old.

Hemmaroids
That sounds like borderline pedophilia.

It isn't. Legal is legal.

16 is legal in my state, but I still think it's pedophilia.
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#45 TAMKFan
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For us all to age backwards.

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#46 Nibroc420
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[QUOTE="Fightingfan"][QUOTE="Hemmaroids"][QUOTE="Fightingfan"] That sounds like borderline pedophilia.

It isn't. Legal is legal.

16 is legal in my state, but I still think it's pedophilia.

Technically Pedos are attracted to prepubescent children. So even 16 isn't pedophilia, despite common misconceptions.
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#47 m0zart
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I would think it would be nice to have one friend with which you grew up or met at some point and to which you became close, still living, who is not family, to hang out with from time to time. I think I'd be extremely lonely even in a very large family if I had no external friends.

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#48 cain006
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The ability to siphon the life force from those around me and convert into youth-giving, life-sustaining energy, while they whither into a dry husks; their eye sockets becoming empty black pits, and their skin like grey tissue.

ALL HAIL LORD BOJANGLES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Bring me PIE!  No cupcakes!  PAIN AND SUFFERING TO CUPCAKE BEARERS!  

mrbojangles25

Why not just ask for eternal youth?

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#49 Wilfred_Owen
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To fart without voiding my bowels all over the children. Smell justice kids.
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#50 Kats_RK
Member since 2010 • 2080 Posts

To be young again.