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#1 THE_DRUGGIE
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...with the intention of stealing all of your breakfast cereal?

The scenario: In the dead of night, you sleep peacefully in your bed, dreaming of that big, sugary bowl of Corn Flakes that you will devour once the sun rises. Without warning, a loud crash can be heard as a man has kicked open your door and yelled at the top of his lungs "YOUR CEREAL WILL BE MINE!" Naturally, you are startled by this turn of events and run into the kitchen where you see the intruder chowing down on your beloved breakfast treat!

Now, what will you do?

Discuss.

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#2 CoolSkAGuy
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Touch their shoulder :oops:
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#3 dave123321
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Ask to share the cereal and enjoy a bowl together while enjoying some infomercials.
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#4 ghoklebutter
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I would hurl a box of Cheerios at him so fast as to kill him instantly, then go back to sleep.
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#5 Pirate700
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If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

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#6 aaronmullan
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Depends on what he stole. If he steals the good one, he's dead.
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#7 brandojones
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I would grab my katana and....well, you know the rest...

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#9 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

SkyWard20

You sound like a r- No wonder you Ame- I don't know what to say without getting banned! Darn.

I sound like a what?

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#10 THE_DRUGGIE
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I would grab my katana and....well, you know the rest...

brandojones

Slice the robber's spoon in half so he can't eat your cereal!

Brilliant!

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#11 Darthkaiser
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If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

Pirate700

Why do I keep picturing you as this????

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#12 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="SkyWard20"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

Pirate700

You sound like a r- No wonder you Ame- I don't know what to say without getting banned! Darn.

I sound like a what?

Respectable individual.

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#13 kittensRjerks
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If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

Pirate700

same here

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#14 david_lck
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I would ask him to pour me a bowl of cereal before joining him for a late supper.
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#15 brandojones
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[QUOTE="brandojones"]

I would grab my katana and....well, you know the rest...

THE_DRUGGIE

Slice the robber's spoon in half so he can't eat your cereal!

Brilliant!

:lol: yea...

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#16 jun_aka_pekto
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...with the intention of stealing all of your breakfast cereal?

The scenario: In the dead of night, you sleep peacefully in your bed, dreaming of that big, sugary bowl of Corn Flakes that you will devour once the sun rises. Without warning, a loud crash can be heard as a man has kicked open your door and yelled at the top of his lungs "YOUR CEREAL WILL BE MINE!" Naturally, you are startled by this turn of events and run into the kitchen where you see the intruder chowing down on your beloved breakfast treat!

Now, what will you do?

Discuss.

THE_DRUGGIE

If he kicks my door down, I'll shoot first and ask questions later. He's an idiot if he kicks my door down instead of just plain asking. He acts like an idiot, he gets treated like an idiot. He acts like a rampaging psychopath, he gets treated like a rampaging psychopath. That's probably the last thing he'll ever do.

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#17 certifieddata
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There is no cereal in my household.

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#18 Pirate700
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There is no cereal in my household.

certifieddata

That trick won't work. Everyone knows you do.

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#19 Gaming-Planet
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Probably go back to bed since I can't drink milk :/

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#20 raven_squad
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I eat Kashi GoLean. If he wants to kick my door in and eat all that, he can be my guest.

He'll die of constipation the next day anyways, that junk is pure fiber.

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#21 entropyecho
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Sucks to be him - I leave this out:

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#22 BiancaDK
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I'm from gamespot: off-topic and as such I got all the balls in the world and kill him

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#23 EmpCom
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I'm from gamespot: off-topic and as such I got all the balls in the world and kill him

BiancaDK
Nicely said
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#24 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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Make he gets the Cap'n Crunch and laugh inwardly as he is sure to **** up his mouth, esophagus, stomach, intestines, colon, etc etc.
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#25 -Big_Red-
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Hey TC!!? Did the FDA put you up to this!!? Well you can tell tose bastards that they can have my sugary cereal when they pry it out of my cold dead hands!!? :twisted: :P
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#26 Bloodaxe726
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I would stab him in the neck with my wrist blade! ...Wait, I don't have a wrist blade...I will make myself a wrist blade so I can stab future cereal thieves in the neck with it!

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#27 certifieddata
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That trick won't work. Everyone knows you do.

Pirate700

The only way there would be cereal, is if the person breaking in brought it with them.

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#28 TheHighWind
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I would try to reason with him. Is there no reasoning with him? He can have the fruitty pebbles but not the froot loops. No way im giving him the froot loops. Okay fine he can have some froot loops. But if he dares goes for the Cookie Crisp there will be hell to pay.

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#29 Omni-Slash
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end him/her......no-one steals me lucky charms....
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#30 needled24-7
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beat him over the head with a frozen waffle

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[QUOTE="SkyWard20"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot regardless of what they're trying to steal.

Pirate700

You sound like a r- No wonder you Ame- I don't know what to say without getting banned! Darn.

I sound like a what?

One of those annoying people who won't follow with others about a joke. We all know it, trust me. You post enough that just about all of us know it.
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#32 Aspen706
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I don't have cereal.
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#33 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="SkyWard20"] You sound like a r- No wonder you Ame- I don't know what to say without getting banned! Darn.ThatOneP0ster

I sound like a what?

One of those annoying people who won't follow with others about a joke. We all know it, trust me. You post enough that just about all of us know it.

You all know what?

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#35 drufeous
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I don't get what he is getting at either Pirate. On Topic, I would kick them in the nuts and enjoy a bowl of captain crunch with cruch berries.

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#36 Verge_6
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Beg them to take the chocolate Chex.

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#37 ForsakenWicked
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Kill the intruder.
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#38 THE_DRUGGIE
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I don't have cereal.Aspen706
Lies, I have pictures of you eating Corn Flakes!
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#39 Solid_Snake325
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I'd grab a kitchen knife and a cell phone and threaten to call the cops. If he's big and scary I'd probably run.
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#40 needled24-7
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[QUOTE="Aspen706"]I don't have cereal.THE_DRUGGIE
Lies, I have pictures of you eating Corn Flakes!

so you're the cereal theif, eh? doing a little stakeout before you rob them for all their cereal's worth?

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#41 Baconbits2004
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I would do much to 'em, to be quite honest. It's not like he could hurt me or anything. [spoiler] I'm a scientist!  [/spoiler]
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#42 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"][QUOTE="Aspen706"]I don't have cereal.needled24-7

Lies, I have pictures of you eating Corn Flakes!

so you're the cereal theif, eh? doing a little stakeout before you rob them for all their cereal's worth?

eheh...no, I'm just...uhh...a member of the Cereal Police.

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#43 needled24-7
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[QUOTE="needled24-7"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"] Lies, I have pictures of you eating Corn Flakes!THE_DRUGGIE

so you're the cereal theif, eh? doing a little stakeout before you rob them for all their cereal's worth?

eheh...no, I'm just...uhh...a member of the Cereal Police.

well in that case, come on in! i'm just going to do a few errands. i trust you will take extra special care of the cereal :D

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#44 th3warr1or
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Be like "WTF ARE YOU EATING???" cause I have no cereal.
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#45 DJ-Lafleur
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I'd not give a ****.

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#46 Omni-Slash
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="brandojones"]

I would grab my katana and....well, you know the rest...

Slice the robber's spoon in half so he can't eat your cereal!

Brilliant!

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#47 horgen  Moderator
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Force feed them cereal until they die. =P
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#48 Wolls
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HA! Jokes on him, im out of milk :D
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#49 THE_DRUGGIE
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[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

[QUOTE="needled24-7"]so you're the cereal theif, eh? doing a little stakeout before you rob them for all their cereal's worth?

needled24-7

eheh...no, I'm just...uhh...a member of the Cereal Police.

well in that case, come on in! i'm just going to do a few errands. i trust you will take extra special care of the cereal :D

Yes, take your time.

I'll read your cereal a bedtime story...with my stomach.

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#50 horgen  Moderator
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HA! Jokes on him, im out of milk :DWolls
But you don't need milk with your cereal. :P