What if Whales were birds and could fly???

Seriously, what if whales sprouted wings, started flying round all over the place.

Seriously... Imagine all the strangeness..

Like if a Whale just wanted to Perch itself allover your house... Imagine that.

I mean, come on.... Flying an Airplane be dangerous man!

Like really!

I imagine something like Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy happening when they die.

Oh man, imagine a whale crash landing. Or flying into buildings. They'd be like whale terrorists.

They would need huge wings.ferret-gamer

If thats whats needed to make my fantasy a reality, then sure...

I doubt it'd be anything like the whales In Fantasia...

Oh man, imagine a whale crash landing. Or flying into buildings. They'd be like whale terrorists.

zeldaluff

We would just hunt them till they were endangered and forced them to live only in Zoos Diablo-B

Need to get a pretty secure cage

Didn't Disney already show us....

Didn't Disney already show us....

dercoo

I remebered this like 10minutes after I made this thread

you idiot youve summoned the fail whale!

We'd have to really watch out for bird/whale crap then. We wouldn't be able to leave our homes. :lol:

Also reminded me of an anime episode Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?

Incidentally the whale gets its head chopped off by a chain saw wielding, cross dressing zombie magic girl supported by a ninja vampire....

^that was not made up

Also reminded me of an anime episode

Incidentally the whale gets its head chopped off by a chain saw wielding, cross dressing zombie magic girl supported by a ninja vampire....

^that was not made up

dercoo

i was about to reference cybersix but this too works well.. where a cross dresser takes down a giant flying squid..

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Also reminded me of an anime episode

Incidentally the whale gets its head chopped off by a chain saw wielding, cross dressing zombie magic girl supported by a ninja vampire....

^that was not made up

ionusX

i was about to reference cybersix but this too works well.. where a cross dresser takes down a giant flying squid..

Here is the person/zombie in question

if you were curious

and here is mine.., forgot to mention.. she's prone to spontaneous gender changes (she turns into a dude)

Going outside would be much more eventful...

HAHA=),u funny man=))

Seriously, what if whales sprouted wings, started flying round all over the place.

Seriously... Imagine all the strangeness..

Like if a Whale just wanted to Perch itself allover your house... Imagine that.

I mean, come on.... Flying an Airplane be dangerous man!

Like really!

Fundai

Apparently whales had legs millions of years ago. That would be pretty awesome if they still had them today.

They can fly.

You high?metalguitar13

no :|

I would lay off the meth or heroin and declare it the end of the word.

We'd have to really watch out for bird/whale crap then. We wouldn't be able to leave our homes. :lol:

Pirate700

I am surprised nobody thought about that before. It was the most terrifying scenario I could think of upon seeing this thread.

I would proboly shoot them down.

I would proboly shoot them down.

Mii_ller

You, my brother, are one mean child

OR, We could just create buildings on the whales, and have whale cities. The buisiness district would be on the biggest whale! That way, they wouldn't s*** on us:D.

I'd wonder what's being dumped in the oceans.

Wait a minute...if whales were birds...and...could fly, wouldn't they just be birds?

chicknfeet

They could all swim too.

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Wait a minute...if whales were birds...and...could fly, wouldn't they just be birds?

Necrifer

They could all swim too.

They'd also be ******* huge.

They'd also be ******* huge.

Fundai

Or they would all just be sparrows and the ocean would have a lot less whales.

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They'd also be ******* huge.

Necrifer

Or they would all just be sparrows and the ocean would have a lot less whales.

Then there would have been no point in making this thread now, would there?

Then there would have been no point in making this thread now, would there?

Fundai

That would be correct.

Better question; what if birds were whales and could swim. I mean, think about it. All birds just get gills and dive into the oceans!

If whales were birds and could fly ... that would make for some big whale sh## on my car window! Yea, that's would would happen all right!