Drivers who don't use a turn signal.
People who read out loud what they're typing in an email or letter.
Kids who tease dogs through a fence.
People who drink directly out of the milk/orange juice container.
Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films.
People that don't use coasters.
Noisy eaters.
Women who wear jewelry that clinks and clacks and makes noise when they're at their desk or keyboard.
When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.
Roadmaps that aren't folded correctly.
Finding a shoe and not finding its mate next to it.
People who are mean to animals.
When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup becomes almost empty.
People with bad table manners.
People that snoop.
Vulgar talk at the dinner table.
Couples that own a dog together and call themselves mommy and daddy.
People who ignore yield signs.
Double negatives.
Conspiracy theories.
Being asked my telephone number/account number AFTER I already entered in using the keypad on my phone.
Not washing hands after using the bathroom.
People who push alcohol at social functions.
People who don't perform their duties at work.
Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists.
Dining with a picky eater (they can never order off the menu without customizing every aspect of the meal).
Men on trains who insist on sitting with their legs spread wide like they got something there.
Dirty keyboards.
People who zig zag in and out of lanes on the expressway.
When somebody tosses something toward a garbage can, like they think they're a basketball star, then leave it on the ground after they miss!
Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.
People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.
Dirty dishes in the sink.
People who habitually need favors.
How opening any cheap electronic item these days requires cutting up your finger with cheap impossible-to-open plastic molding covering.
When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was.
Uncomfortable chairs.
Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.
Films censored and cut (for length) to be put on television.
People who overuse quotes from movies or TV.
People who act like they're in their own living room at an event (concert, ballgame, play, movies or a restaurant).
People that don't list prices on websites, stores, and infomercials.
People who clear their throats in a disgusting way.
When people leave the cap off the toothpaste.
People who styIe their hair during Mass.
Women who wear too much perfume.
Cutesy intentional misspellings: lite, kwik, etc.
People who don't know the difference between its/it's and they're/their/there.
People who carry a one sided conversation.
When you can't tell if someone is male or female.
People who leave the door open when they go to the bathroom.
Greeting cards that throw sparkles, sequins or confetti on the hapless recipient.
Having to use more than one remote control (one for TV, dvd player, cable box, TIVO, etc.)
When you're invited to a party (or any event) with people you have never met, and the host doesn't introduce you to anyone.
People who throw cigarette butts on the beach.
Saying "Let there be light" every time any light switch is flipped on.
People who go the wrong way in a parking lot.
People who write "Keep in touch!" in your yearbook but never talk to you again.
Unexpected company.
People who read over your shoulder on public transportation.
People who think that they are the only one with correct background for understanding an issue.
People throwing trash into a recycle bin.
The naming of celebrity couples (Bennifer, TomKat, etc.)
Movie sequels that are unnecessary.
Litterbugs.
Drivers who tailgate.
Couples that say, "We're pregnant." Are the men and the women sharing a uterus?
When someone leaves their phone number at the end of a long message and they say it so fast you can't understand it and have to listen multiple times to figure it out.
People who don't dress their age.
Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.
People who chew with their mouth open
People that have obviously PRIVATE conversations on their cell phone in public places.
Clipping your nails at work.
Retail clerks that ignore the live customer to help somebody that interrupts by phone.
When people say 'supposebly' instead of 'supposedly'.
In an obviously crowded restaurant, people who linger long after receiving their check.
People who put salt on everything without tasting it first.
Skinny jeans on men.
When people don't clear the microwave numbers.
Girls who wear way too much make up.
People who always have to be right and have the last word.
When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write something new, but they don't erase all of it, so you still see half of a letter here and there.
People who use a calculator to figure out the tip at a restuarant.
People who don't cash checks you give them in a timely manner.
People who blow their horn at you the nanosecond the light changes to green.
People who dress their pets.
People who are always late.
When there are no hot dog buns left and you have to eat your hot dog on a folded piece of bread.
Men who ogle or whistle at women who walk down the street.
People who honk in front of a house instead of getting out of the car and ringing the doorbell.
People who use the phrase "110%" (or even more % sometimes).
People who say the time like "Eight AM in the morning".
Someone opening a cabinet door or drawer and leaving it open.
People who leave farts in elevators that I subsequently enter. Then the next person thinks it's me.
When the tiolet paper roll is backwards.
When other people sleep on my pillow.
When you are hanging out with someone and they make plans to do something else right in front of you.
Wet, dirty, stinky, slimy dishrags left in a heap in the bottom of the sink.
Websites with horizontal scrolling.
Using your finger as a gun.
People that don't answer e-mail.
Failing to take a backpack into account when turning or backing into people
Piling up clothes in the corner of the room instead of putting them in the hamper.
Hair on the soap.
Going out to dinner with a big group, eating $10 worth of food and having to split the whole bill and ending up paying much more than you ate.
People who talk about their favorite sports team and say "WE" like they are a part of the team.
Obnoxious doorbell ringers.
Singing along with the music when you don't actually know the words.
Email with no subject.
Double dippers.
Co-workers that try to sell stuff to you at work.
When adults curse in front of children.
PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.
Dried toothpaste in the sink.
I hate it when people tickle me.
Things sticking out of drawers
A dirty stove top. When finished cooking, all food particles should be cleaned off the stove.
Using the toilet paper down to the last few squares without getting a new roll
People who don't move to the back of the bus when there is plenty of room to do so.
People who write on dirty car windshields
People that make tons and tons of noise while working out.
Women who are obviously bottle blondes who still blame their stupidity on being blonde, as in: "Oh, no! I'm having a blonde moment!"
Kids with baggy pants hangin below their ass.
Tangled phone cords
People who wear sunglasses indoors.
Parents who plead with toddlers.
Improper use of the word ironic
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