Today at church there was a man (early-mid 20s) in the bathroom that was trying to fix his pants because his button fell out. So he was walking around the urinals asking people if they had any string. Then a man in a fancy suit walks in while the guy has his hand inside his pants and his leg up on the sink (like a sexual position, kind of hard to explain) and the man in the suit says, "May God have mercy on us all". I just broke out laughing:lol:
I was at the airport one day, and my plane wasn't boarding for a little while, so I went to take a dump in the bathroom. Then, as I'm sitting there, I see some dude reach under the wall into my stall and make hand gestures that made it look like he wanted gay sex. So then I get out of the stall and wait to see who it was, and it was Senator Craig! But seriously, I've probably done the weirdest thing I've seen somebody do in a public bathroom...but I needed some privacy to snort something.
That's pretty classic. There's a message on the stall in my dorm that says like 'Alex is g@y'. Next message: 'no he's not'. Next message: 'yes I am!'B05T0N
At school, this mentally handicapped kid was running around in the bathroom with his pants down yelling some jibberish. I walked in, and walked straight out.
Today at church there was a man (early-mid 20s) in the bathroom that was trying to fix his pants because his button fell out. So he was walking around the urinals asking people if they had any string. Then a man in a fancy suit walks in while the guy has his hand inside his pants and his leg up on the sink (like a sexual position, kind of hard to explain) and the man in the suit says, "May God have mercy on us all". I just broke out laughing:lol:-OpaK-
That's pretty classic. There's a message on the stall in my dorm that says like 'Alex is g@y'. Next message: 'no he's not'. Next message: 'yes I am!'B05T0N
At school, this mentally handicapped kid was running around in the bathroom with his pants down yelling some jibberish. I walked in, and walked straight out.Blazin_Ice
This was so weird. When I was in high school...grade 10...I walk into the bathroom and some girl was standing infront of the mirror singing "I'm at school, I'm at schoooool-hoooo-hooooooo, im at schooooooooooool". I'm thinking "Wtf ? :|" and I stepped outside, had a real good laugh and came back in to finish my business.
I remember in elementary school when we the class were at the bathroom, boy's bathroom anyway and this one fat kid from special aid came in, he had to pee but in order for him to pee he needs to pull down his pants along with his underwear and all the boys began to scream and ran outside after seeing his chubby ass, my friend kept telling me "Did you see? He had a mole!" :P
Well i was in the bathroom taking a dump when i see writen in bright red marker it said "God is watching you have sex" then under it said "OMFG gods a PERVERT".Then again under that it said " no im not ". oh i was laughing so hard first time i saw it :lol:
That's pretty classic. There's a message on the stall in my dorm that says like 'Alex is g@y'. Next message: 'no he's not'. Next message: 'yes I am!'B05T0N
Well i was in the bathroom taking a dump when i see writen in bright red marker it said "God is watching you have sex" then under it said "OMFG gods a PERVERT".Then again under that it said " no im not ". oh i was laughing so hard first time i saw it :lol:sonygoes2
One time the power went out while I was taking a dump and then someone walks in and then I hear "OMG YOUR PEEING ONE ME!!!!" It was hilarious.Bloodaxe726
uhh at m old middle school in 8th grade i went into the boys bathroom and saw 2 pairs of feet, i tell the principle. he comes in the bathroom and looks in the stall ( i was watching 2 cuz i was like omfg !) it was a dude and his gf. they didnt even stop. then didnt even look up... GAH!!!!!
uhh at m old middle school in 8th grade i went into the boys bathroom and saw 2 pairs of feet, i tell the principle. he comes in the bathroom and looks in the stall ( i was watching 2 cuz i was like omfg !) it was a dude and his gf. they didnt even stop. then didnt even look up... GAH!!!!! cell1138
i went to this restroom in the zooand this guy was using it. i was waiting for my turn. then i hear the guy yell "WTF! WERES THE TOILET PAPER!" then i left and used another one. then i went to the zoo and 3- 4 hours later i come back to the restroom. and the guy was still in there yelling "hey anybody there! plz help! i need something to wipe my bottom!, anybody?" i dint no what to do, so i just filled a bucket with water and threw it in there. i bet he got wet. so he was cursing at me. i just left. :|
Well you know how in Europe there are a lot of street performing people, like people who paint their whole bodies silver and stand still, and have some hat in front of them for money? (or something) Well last week while I was in Salzburg, Austria there was this guy will all this makeup stuff around the sink and was painting his face silver. It looked really weird.
[QUOTE="Blazin_Ice"]At school, this mentally handicapped kid was running around in the bathroom with his pants down yelling some jibberish. I walked in, and walked straight out.BEAN_LARD_MULCH
please do share to what you saw in there.
Id rather not, all I can say is im scarred for life.
i went to this restroom in the zooand this guy was using it. i was waiting for my turn. then i hear the guy yell "WTF! WERES THE TOILET PAPER!" then i left and used another one. then i went to the zoo and 3- 4 hours later i come back to the restroom. and the guy was still in there yelling "hey anybody there! plz help! i need something to wipe my bottom!, anybody?" i dint no what to do, so i just filled a bucket with water and threw it in there. i bet he got wet. so he was cursing at me. i just left. :|
Some old guy (teacher or doctor or something) complimented my dad and I at the San Diego Central Library bathroom for washing our hands with soap and water. I guess he liked perfect hygiene.
Once me and someone else blockaded the door to the restroom after someone went in they yelled for a while, we let them out about a half hour later, it was his own fault he said some very mean things to us and thought he could hide in the bathroom
I swear that when I was like somewhere between 10 and 13 years old, I was in an amusement park restroom once and some slightly older kid who I did not know at all asked me if I wanted any pot...
[QUOTE="BEAN_LARD_MULCH"][QUOTE="Blazin_Ice"]At school, this mentally handicapped kid was running around in the bathroom with his pants down yelling some jibberish. I walked in, and walked straight out.Blazin_Ice
please do share to what you saw in there.
Id rather not, all I can say is im scarred for life.
This one time i went to the school's toilet, the handicap toilet part was wide open and there was fresh man poo everywhere... on the floor, seats, wall. It was really gross, but exetremly funny. I could only imagine how that happened.
One time I was taking a road trip to st. louis with some friends and we stop at some old crappy gas station in the middle of nowhere. So I go into the bathroom and there is poo all over the floor and walls and everywhere, some kid smeared it everywhere. Why do people take satisfaction out of this?
uhh at m old middle school in 8th grade i went into the boys bathroom and saw 2 pairs of feet, i tell the principle. he comes in the bathroom and looks in the stall ( i was watching 2 cuz i was like omfg !) it was a dude and his gf. they didnt even stop. then didnt even look up... GAH!!!!! cell1138
then wat happen? BTW you should of joined in instead of telling the priciple. :lol:
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