Weirdest injury you've ever received?

Okay, so a couple days ago, I accidentally stepped on the headphone jack for my 360 mic and it went into the heel of my foot. If only I was playing with Kinect at the time. I would've been the human controller!!!!!

Anyways, what's the weirdest way you've ever injured yourself?

Okay, so a couple days ago, I accidentally stepped on the headphone jack for my 360 mic and it went into the heel of my foot.KH-mixerX

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Okay, so a couple days ago, I accidentally stepped on the headphone jack for my 360 mic and it went into the heel of my foot.Sword-Demon

No, I actually have a pretty thick callus on it. I just stepped on it really hard I guess.

A few years ago I tried to be a badass and kick open a swinging door all 300-like. Unfortunatly I kicked the wrong side of the swinging door and fractured a bone in my foot.

I fell out of my bunk bed when I was a kick, cracked my head open off a Frankenstien toy I had, with a hard-plastic head I could store stuff in. I just put a band aid over it and when back to sleep. It stayed that way for weeks, until my mom found out. I had to get my head glued shut :P

Broke my wrist because I fell off the toilet.

A few years ago I tried to be a badass and kick open a swinging door all 300-like. Unfortunatly I kicked the wrong side of the swinging door and fractured a bone in my foot.

_BlueDuck_

Hey, at least you have a funny/epic/stupid story to tell now.

Broke my wrist because I fell off the toilet.

Fightingfan

LMAO. How do you fall off your toilet? You fall asleep of something?

I went to a party round my friends house and stayed the night. I woke up in desperate need for food, and all my friend had was new potato's so we cooked them. I was so hungry I shoved it in my mouth as soon as they were ready. They were incredibly hot. For whatever reason, my instinct told my to swallow it.. so I did. I swallowed the damn thing whole! My throat hurt for about a week after. It was pretty damn stupid of me!

I before E except after C. :P

Not really weird, but when I was around 8, I almost chopped off my middle and ring finger by sticking my hand in one of those high powered fans that dry carpets. My mom told me not to stick my hand in there, but I did it anyway. My mom hears a thump, I start screaming that I'm dying, and all I hear my mom say is don't drop blood on my freshly cleaned carpet.

Another one is when I walked right into a stop sign and busted the side of my eye open. I have a nice little scar at the edge of my eyebrow after that one.

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Broke my wrist because I fell off the toilet.

LMAO. How do you fall off your toilet? You fall asleep of something?

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A few years ago I tried to be a badass and kick open a swinging door all 300-like. Unfortunatly I kicked the wrong side of the swinging door and fractured a bone in my foot.

KH-mixerX

Hey, at least you have a funny/epic/stupid story to tell now.

That is a good point.

Though I'd say the various days of immobility and x-rays counterbalance that awesomeness.

One time I was skateboarding at some elementary school by my house and I tried to Ollie off of a picknick table they had out front. Somehow I messed up when I was in the air and the board ending up going completely vertical underneath me. When I hit the ground the board basically got jammed into.....yeah....

I could barely walk home.

over 10 ago i had scooter accident which permanently left this odd looking scar. Whicih kind of looks like an insect was trapped beneath the burnt flesh on my elbow.

The worst I've been hurt is I fell off my bad and got a hairline fracture.

I before E except after C. :P

Not really weird, but when I was around 8, I almost chopped off my middle and ring finger by sticking my hand in one of those high powered fans that dry carpets. My mom told me not to stick my hand in there, but I did it anyway. My mom hears a thump, I start screaming that I'm dying, and all I hear my mom say is don't drop blood on my freshly cleaned carpet.

Another one is when I walked right into a stop sign and busted the side of my eye open. I have a nice little scar at the edge of my eyebrow after that one.

peaceful_anger

Crap. I just noticed that. What an embarrassing mistake, lol.:oops:

Broke my wrist because I fell off the toilet.

Fightingfan

Threw my back out leaning over to wipe after doin a poo.

Threw my back out leaning over to wipe after doin a poo.

Jph625

i jumped off my bed when i woke up and my belt was there and you know the little piece goes into the holes well that went half way into my foot and didn't heal for two weeks and still felt the pain after the outside healed.

my bed is little more waist high

i drove my bike into a parked car.

over 10 ago i had scooter accident which permanently left this odd looking scar. Whicih kind of looks like an insect was trapped beneath the burnt flesh on my elbow.

strangeisland

I banged my head on a metal gate, right where a bolt was sticking out of, with my hands and knees on a skateboard. I was 5 years old then. They stapled the hole shut.

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Broke my wrist because I fell off the toilet.

KH-mixerX

LMAO. How do you fall off your toilet? You fall asleep of something?

I ruptured my ear drums once and had to stick cotton balls in my ears to absorb the blood and other fluids coming out.

Oh, and while I'm at it, has anyone ever read my blog yet because I want people to critique the short story I wrote for school, I'll tell you the basic parts that I had to choose out of a plastic container.

Character: Ship Captain

Setting: Sitting on a cornflake

Conflict: Stuck in the toilet.

Object: Spiders

The kids at my school who read it said this about the story: I don't understand how this guy can live in a bowl of cereal, why is there a western part of the cereal bowl they aren't that big, what is a corn tiger they don't exist, and why is wholewheataland one word?

One time I hurt my neck doing jumping jacks and couldn't move my head for three days

One time I hurt my neck doing jumping jacks and couldn't move my head for three days

RobboElRobbo

I did that by sitting, I was playing Myst early in the morning and I turned my neck in a weird way.

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Broke my wrist because I fell off the toilet.

WTF??

this has made my night

off a toilet? how the.. :lol:

I passed out while taking tylenol once. I was super sick and and I broke my front tooth right in half, exposing the nerve. So much fun.

Everyone asked: "were you drunk?" No.

Edit: When I was at summer camp at the age of 10, I was chasing some kid around and we ended up in the bathroom. He went in the stall and barged out when I was approaching the door. The door smacked me right in the face and it cut a gash in my eyebrow. There was a weird scar for a few years and no hair grew on it. Its all good now.

Never had a weird injury unless you count me falling off a skateboard and cracking my ass bone as one.

I went sledding as a wee lass, face-first down a hill. I broke my nose against a treetrunk. I only have a memory of getting on the sled, then actually being injured. Not of the Austin-Powers-esque ten or twenty seconds where I must have saw the tree and veered headlong into it, without simply rolling off the sled.

I fell out of a garbage can, and the lid came crashing down on my finger. My finger is slightly crooked now because I never got it fixed, but you wouldn't notice it unless you took a good look at my finger.

I also got pushed into an edge of the wall. Split my eyebrow open.

I was trying to be a show off or something I guess so I ran at a sign and jumped up to slap it but when I came down I twisted my ankle pretty hard LMAO! I didn't break anything though

i ejaculated blood once, don't know if that counts as an injury but it was as traumatizing as any injury i have every had.wired4stuff