Ways to make money fast.

Alright, I need 300 dollars, I have 3 dollars now, and I need it by next week so my job is virtually useless. What are some ways to get money quickly?

Btw, the middle of all "sell drugs/your body/rob a bank" and other joke stuff, at least one person answer seriously.

Sell your games to Gamstop/EB Games or sell other items that are useless to you at a pawn shop. Beleive me, if you get alot of stuff you don't use around the house and sell it, you could make alot of money easily!atrain4

Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.VetteMan85

[QUOTE="VetteMan85"]Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.bobstrife

[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"]Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.VetteMan85

[QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"]Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.bobstrife

[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"]Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.VetteMan85

[QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"]Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.bobstrife

Experimental Surgery :lol:

Pee in a bag and sell it on ebay. It scored some guy $20, and you can do it as many times as you need.Silver_Dragon17

Is that true??

Get a job, I'm going to make $2500 in 2 months and I do almost nothing.UssjTrunks

Yeah, that's what I do. I claim they arebidding on an IPod and now IPhone then I send the highest bidder a colostomy bag full of my urine.

You could always try armed robbery. Just point some heat or shank at someone then say.. GIB ME AW YO MUNNY, OR I'LL KUTCHEW MAN!I'll bleed you, real quiet like and leave you here. Ya dig? Or if you have a gun you could say. GIB ME YO ROLL MAN, OR I'M GONNA POP A CAP IN YOU!! When the police catch you just claimhe gave it to you. He insisted.

bikini car wash/bake sale?ConManWithGun

Cakes and soapy jubblies. Genius.

do vacation mowing, thats what I used to do, people will pay you like 30 bucks and its a one time thing..

dunno if thats fast enough for you or not though

I love how so many people ignored the fact that he already has a job.

I would also like to know at what normal job you actually get your first paycheck in under a week...

bikini car wash/bake sale?ConManWithGun

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I can't think of anything that hasn't already been posted.

Panhandling is your best bet if you can avoid getting caught.

Ways to make money fast??

Answer: Bank robbery.

sell you sould to satan! gorilazandgames

[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"]Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.VetteMan85

might make more too lol :P

Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.VetteMan85

Really? SCORE!

Rob a sperm bank... then sell the sperm back to a different sperm bank and then make $50 xthe amount of sperm you stole.

To be serious.
Go around your neighborhood and ask if you can do any odd jobs for a little cash.

i.e. mow the lawn, pull weeds, chop firewood, babysit, walk dogs. There are countless number of jobs you can do.

[QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"]Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.muppet1010

might make more too lol :P

I dunno if it's true, but they say that if you are very muscular or if you had a high SAT score, they give you more money.

[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"]Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.VetteMan85

Actually, I looked into this. Typically there's a waiting and screening period, particularly if you're a first time donor. Then they call you up if they decide that they actually want your sperm.

In the meantime, you don't get paid ****. It could be months before you see a single penny, and there's a good chance that they never end up calling you back at all.

[QUOTE="VetteMan85"][QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="VetteMan85"]Sell sperm. I believe it's $50 a trip.MrGeezer

Actually, I looked into this. Typically there's a waiting and screening period, particularly if you're a first time donor. Then they call you up if they decide that they actually want your sperm.

In the meantime, you don't get paid ****. It could be months before you see a single penny, and there's a good chance that they never end up calling you back at all.

I just thought of another good one - focus groups!

If you can get in with the right one, you can do a focus group about every six weeks (more often if you lie about it, or join multiple groups). They ask your opinions, show you rough cut commercials, or ask you to try products for a period of time. They usually pay cash, but it's only going to be between 40-90 dollars at a time.

Either way, it's a good thing to be involved with anyway since it's basically cash for your opinion.